Sarcasm Police

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Sarcasm Police

@crummysaint

A dove in serpent's clothing.

Duluth, MN Katılım Nisan 2012

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·1 Mar

If you want to know why you would target a girls school near to a base, and even strike it first, know that it would be done to occupy the first responders and personnel of your true target. There is no such thing as an accident at this stage, all targets were carefully chosen.

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·37m

@FalconryFinance He's Trump's replacement body. They've been slowly farming him for parts

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𓅃 UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance@FalconryFinance·5h

the real truth about flesh simulator is far sadder than you can imagine I'm officially not picking on him from this point onwards

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·50m

@marklevinshow

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Mark R. Levin@marklevinshow·11h

Keep pounding the regime AND arm the people as Reagan did in Afghanistan, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Honduras, and Angola! justthenews.com/government/sec…

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·5h

@NathanJRobinson It will help us bring the corporate wing to heel, and push them out.

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Nathan J Robinson@NathanJRobinson·5h

i know what will help us beat the right: some more months of this discourse!

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·5h

@ryangrim Concerning

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Ryan Grim@ryangrim·6h

Ah, so Rubio is arresting people based on Twitter sleuth investigations. Wonderful.

Ghoncheh Habibiazad | غنچه@GhonchehAzad

Narjes Soleimani, daughter of the late Iranian General Qasem Soleimani, has denied that the two individuals arrested in the US are related to the family, in a letter published by the pro-reform Jamaran. She said "none” of Soleimani’s family or relatives has ever lived in the US.

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·5h

@ElissaSlotkin Go away.

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Elissa Slotkin@ElissaSlotkin·1d

We need to be bold. We need to be ruthless. And we need to win. eyeonsunvalley.com/Mobile/Mobile_…

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·7h

@MaxBlumenthal No one wants to risk giving him an erection.

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Max Blumenthal@MaxBlumenthal·9h

Well done but far too polite

Richie🎥McG🍿@RichieMcGinniss

I asked @LindseyGrahamSC if there’s a foreign war that he doesn’t support:

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·7h

@HeerJeet I think they can share in this achievement.

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Jeet Heer@HeerJeet·10h

Iran, following in the tradition of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris, is trying to appeal to Never Trump conservatives.

Iran Embassy SA@IraninSA

Everyone has an achievement

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·8h

@neeratanden Shameless. You centrists hold real change hostage for decades, then take credit. You will not be spared. Go pump gas.

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Neera Tanden🌻@neeratanden·9h

I missed how every Dem leader went on Hasan Piker's show to make this happen. Just like there are very few Dems on Joe Rogan and Trump is still dropping with young people. The truth is no podcaster controls whole blocks of voters. This debate has become divorced from reality.

InteractivePolls@IAPolls2022

Trump approval (ages 18-34 only) Approve: 20% Disapprove: 80% —— Trend (net) 🟤 Feb. 2025: (-16) 🟤 Jan. 2026: (-39) 🔴 Mar. 2026: (-60) CNN/SSRS | 3/26-30

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·8h

@boygrrI Two hours of dying on 1-1 with a triumphant climax where he learns to hold B to run.

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Mia@boygrrI·9h

we are probably never going to get a truly great wood blocks with letters on them or a plastic fire truck

bONGO 🏝️@wariocolosseum

we are probably never gonna get a truly great mario movie

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·8h

@kenklippenstein I screen shotted this and shared it with friends, but did not hit like...

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Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein·11 Mar

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·9h

@ryangrim Damn, he really fucked and ate kids, huh...

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Ryan Grim@ryangrim·9h

U.S. and Israel are carrying out a murder-suicide pact

Seyed Abbas Araghchi@araghchi

Remember the Western outrage about hostilities near Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant in Ukraine? Israel-U.S. have bombed our Bushehr plant four times now. Radioactive fallout will end life in GCC capitals, not Tehran. Attacks on our petrochemicals also convey real objectives.

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·19h

How many more wars do we have to fight to validate that this is who we are?

Art Gallery@X_ArtGallery

Holding Hands Persepolis (Iran), c. 500 BC

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·19h

@intrnetdaughter You should specialize in US to Canadian law. I bet you would pick that up quick.

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·20h

@LibyaLiberty @theafroaussie Everyone should audit their block list.

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Hend Amry@LibyaLiberty·20h

@theafroaussie Might be the shadowbanning. I’ve seen former Mutuals blocked when I didn’t block them several times on this hell site.

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Najat@theafroaussie·20h

Still absolutely no idea considering we were friends

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·20h

@chrisdmowrey She won't hear, any more than any soulless corporation would hear. The most important thing any journalist can do, outside if speaking truth to power, is give voice to those screaming into silence.

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Chris Mowrey@chrisdmowrey·1d

A MAGA influencer performed a cringe worthy photo shoot for the “release of the Epstein files” and hasn’t talked about it since. Why do they always do things like this?

Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok

Bunch of leftist women perform a cringeworthy dance routine outside the Trump International Hotel in Chicago. Why do they always do things like this?

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·21h

@FINALLEVEL You know why? Because of people like you.

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@FINALLEVEL So be it. I can handle it.

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ICE T@FINALLEVEL·22h

If you Care… You will inherit others stress.

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·22h

@spermatomancer Ahem.. Now there's definitely something I have never had to pay for and never will. Unless you count the alcohol.

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if anyone needs their face kicked harder than this I'm pretty free toward the end of the month

Ben Davis@BenTheBaneDavis

Dad is taking the divorce well

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·22h

@EchoingStardust Don't let them close your heart.

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Star Stuff@EchoingStardust·23h

Anyone else's emotions completely dead? Is this the new normal?

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Sarcasm Police@crummysaint·23h

@DeAngelisCorey @WardEngelking How dare she, those children are the property of Blackrock!

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Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist@DeAngelisCorey·1d

Idaho Democrat Senator: "When your children walk into our classroom, they become ours... those kids in that classroom, they're ours. They're ours, too." These Communists think they own your kids.

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@FalconryFinance @marklevinshow @NathanJRobinson @ryangrim @ElissaSlotkin @MaxBlumenthal @HeerJeet @neeratanden