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TRUE SOUTHWEST CRUNKCORE

car engine died again so we’re watching fuckshit in the walmart parking lot

@knifedog7 >turns 30 >immediately gets auntified

@crunkcore it’s giving cool aunt buys her niece booze

do i look fish enough to stealth at the winery

@theymergirl yayy thank you :3

@crunkcore You look so beautiful, yes!

@gfdownloaded 🎣🩷

@crunkcore Fresh caught

@goldtoothedworm ❤️‍🩹

she’s still my goat 🙂‍↕️

@Cloudmoding we all need to get fatter

idk whether to gain or lose weight :c my shoulders r rlly big so i doubt id look good while skinny but my breasts dont seem to be growing any more either way im so cooked😭😭😭

coach, i’m gay

@bbfeebeee average a24 fan tbh

just got out of Undertone and some dude went “WOO!” and clapped a few times when the A24 logo hit the screen

@Ghost_Burger 👻🪳

@crunkcore pls don't tweet abt this, if my boyfriend sees she'll start making me get the scary bugs...

as a top, you’re allowed to make your bottom deal with bugs

@clownbusting many such cases

i just saw a trans girl on here say I hate being an ugly moid and then i clicked through and she looked like a fairy princess

@bbfeebeee like. a. boss.

Man

@ghastgirlT_T everyone’s gonna write in that i’m annoying and they hate me 😭

@crunkcore s like confidential only i think bc it just makes a prompt asking why not like facebook

i can’t see dislikes yet, but when i can, you’re not allowed to do that. because it will hurt my feelings

@theymergirl like???

@crunkcore Lmaooo

am i crazy for thinking it’s a little ridiculous that my mom wants me to request time off work so i can fly home for my nephew’s 2nd birthday? like… he ain’t gonna remember any of that wtf

@LadyLamicron there is that

@crunkcore I was a married hetero cis guy and a liberal so it literally feels like a different timeline to me.

covfefe feels like it was from a completely different timeline atp. there was a divergence somewhere along the way