B, The Favorite Ex-GF ✨

Apple Watches are just Tomagotchi’s except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself

“it’s still your house. always was.”

survived the day thus far

@winniethepotxx 👏🏻👏🏻❤️

Cuz I don't fuckin' care 🎶

@GhostInDaCode DAMN YOU

@crushed_silver I'm gonna put on a show, it's called the Bud Dwyer bit

why’d you bring a shotgun to the party?

@Jakethegr86 okay we LOVE this 👏🏻😂

@crushed_silver 😂 I follow instructions

tell me that you love me, even if it’s fake

@Jakethegr86 well shit i didn’t think it’d work 🤣

@crushed_silver I love you

@MissVirgoD1 someone who has nothing better to do apparently, should probably work on himself first 😂

@crushed_silver Exactly a nobody hahaha 😆

Don’t be this guy. I’m all about spreading love, positivity & being respectful to others. Remember you have no idea what others are going through/working on/dealing with. The world would be a better place if people would choose to spread kindness.

the sky is awake, so i’m awake and by that, i mean i’m at work 🥲

@Jakethegr86 i can help with this no problem 😂😂

@crushed_silver An arbitor of hate huh? I'll run all my future hate by you first to see if it's warranted or not then lol

find me never

@Jakethegr86 if it’s coming from me, it’s guaranteed 😂

@crushed_silver Some deserve it though lol

@Jakethegr86 i’m a hater sometimes ✨😂

@crushed_silver Rude lol

FUCK

but like ugh, yanno?

@samiam25930 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@crushed_silver Yes you do ❤️

i think maybe i need a flower garden

@dad_with_kids nooo

@crushed_silver Not supposed to look like that?

check. this. shit. OUT. had my students grab my otoscope and look at my ear drum i might be fucked lmao

@KCvtec99 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@crushed_silver im a yes guy myself 🤷🏼‍♂️

“no” isn’t enough “absolutely the fuck not” will suffice