cryptid

@TheRealWayhe @numoao buzzword buzzword, how is larp relevant here at all

@crvptid__ @numoao Stop making up fictional scenarios in your head

people should learn polish instead of english

@internetktty posting my silly tat designs that i spent hours on for it to get 2 likes is so embarrassing. one is bf and he gets put in a cage if he doesn't like every thing i post so he doesn't even count :(

If u turn off ur insta like counts Yourea bitch

"You can take one personal item with you to military training" Me:

When you’re talking to a girl and realize she hates men as much as you do

Scar

@thaanatosee need that

jason: *smoking* i know gotham is fucked up, but it’s still my home, you know? i can’t leave this place. it’s a shit hole, but it’s my shit hole me: yo can yuo put that out on me

@thelifeoffneeha everyone talking abt creepy but 9/10 times this question is being asked by a teenage girl who just wants to talk shit w her friends god forbid a girl has a hobbie

If I screenshot someone’s ig story, do they get notify?

"bring back bullyin" but i've had the same nervous tic for over 6 years now

my ego tells me i'd be insane at snowboarding

spotify wrapped be like yeah here’s the song you almost killed yourself to in february

Cloudy with a chance of killing myself

Saying “i will do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes

I’m just a cross-hair #SuperBat

Fuck my stupid meow meow life