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5 year plan? to be so knowledgeable that it's hot

@agNavya I love you

‘Dating app’ Y’all are dating apps now?

@agNavya yesss please watch my fav showww

People have been asking me to watch Bojack Horseman

@agNavya apne bestfriend se milte hai

Acid reflux theek karne ke liye kya karte hain?

Whenever someone tells me they are a Ronaldo fan I get the biggest ick 🤮

@agNavya oh no what did you do

Never EVER go on a date with someone from your gym

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

@agNavya how is ittty

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self confidence plummeting

shoutout to my fucking intuition

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

I’m so jealous of Europeans and Americans because you can’t even go for a nice walk in a green area in this fucking country

me

itni garmi hai i hate men

@agNavya omw

@cryinberries Literally when

Me and who

@agNavya watermelon

Just please guess what we are talking about

How do you politely ask someone if they wanna fuck

me in the criterion closet: do you guys have om shanti om ?

Mom wants a boyfriend for me more than I want a boyfriend for myself