Boii

first in my bloodline to crack a twitter oomf

engordar por ter transtorno mental é a pior coisa do mundo pq não é culpa sua ter engordado, mas todo mundo achou que é

short people (anyone below 5'11) are tiny and deserve to be lifted off of their feet, pinned against a wall, and made out with by their slightly taller partner.

A cook spilled beef and barley soup into a corn chowder. Now they’re trying to make us eat it. If we don’t eat it they bring us out back and make us do the soup dance until we are so weak we must eat it!

Met a hot bisexual man outside of the bar last night while at the bar with my ex hot bisexual man. Things are looking up.