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Katılım Mart 2022
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ghettosnob888@thandrich888·
you get labelled an activist for believing basic human rights these days 😭
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@za40551 @sandlerverse The concept of That's My Boy being used as an example of a good old comedy movie
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Zach Frazier 🙏@za40551·
@sandlerverse Yes they show that grooming is fine by letting us know she got a 30 year prison sentence for doing so This is why no one makes good comedy movies anymore all of your heads are so far up your righteous asses to just laugh at stupid shit
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NICO 击• 🔜 MCM London
NICO 击• 🔜 MCM London@boytraining_·
some people really rawdog twitter. no oomfs no gcs no friend groups just the timeline algorithm
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corb@awshuqs·
can’t… kill… myself… have… to… watch… all… the… movies
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@carouselshotgun "I'm sorry your mom died. I know how you feel. She was my mom too." "Oh yeah. I guess she was. Never thought about it like that" God I fucking loved The Monkey
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🔪 audra/quinn❓@carouselshotgun·
you can never make me fall for the “longlegs is actually bad” propaganda, same for any “the monkey is dogshit” propaganda. they can never make me hate you, osGOAT perkins
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Roose@RuNoseP·
i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet
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gamla chor 🪴@exoisweird·
KARL MARX IS LEAVING NCT???
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demi adejuyigbe
demi adejuyigbe@electrolemon·
introducing, the 2026 academi awors d'ouerves:
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sammie
sammie@sammienotsam·
Timothee Chalamet just slapped Chris Rock at the Opera
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@howlester the weed was making them bolder (/j)
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🐇 ryder@howlester·
they both wanted each other’s cookie here.
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@avenchurin_twt They will be called deviant freaks for reading fluff, I don't think the war against fujos is gonna go into full swing because someone made a joke that you didn't relate to
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vash🍒@avenchurin_twt·
now there’s nothing wrong with a bit of bedtime porn but let’s avoid making thoughtless generalisations like this at a time when fujos and ao3 are regularly being put on the jumbotron as deviant freakishness
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vash🍒@avenchurin_twt·
? maybe im too woke but equating ao3 with hardcore porn is so reductive lmao, like who is we all 😭
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miri
miri@eggoslug·
I’m fucking addicted to blanket and bed
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Globe Eye News
Globe Eye News@GlobeEyeNews·
BREAKING: 51 Iranian children killed, 60 students wounded after joint US-Israel strikes hit girls' school in Iran.
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aster 🌼@themermacorn·
Before you get your “WW3” jokes off—people will die. People will die from US made bombs while we sit untouched and watch through our phones. That is the problem. That is why your joke isn’t fucking funny. Keep it.
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@i2vampyre @TheDougFiles How does that contradict what the op is saying? It can make sense for the narrative but not feel like an effective scare lmao
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@TheDougFiles well yeah isn’t the idea that it’s showing how the entity moves from one place to another? 😭
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