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Olivia
@cryoutolivia
28. theatre school dropout. social media failure. i play florian: space cowboy, spacecow boy, over on @matcomrpg | banner by @thereedimus
Katılım Şubat 2015
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@tyce @OrangePaulp “It’ll turn on you, like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry” I say those two lines to myself all the time 😂
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@OrangePaulp For me, nothing will ever beat Tracy’s sound advice: “Parties are like frisbees. If you throw them the wrong way, they'll veer off in a bad direction, and then your kid will fall into a quarry.”
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It's about the time of year when someone posts this on Facebook and the boomers go absolutely nuts over it as the smartest thing they've ever seen
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@TwichellSydney I’m actually super hyped for this if my partner and I ever get engaged because a. I don’t like diamonds aesthetically and b. I have my frothing-at-the-mouth, anti-diamond rant all queued up 😻
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One of the wildest experiences I've had since getting engaged is the judgment that my fiance and I have received about the ring that he chose for me. It doesn't have any gemstones or diamonds on it, he chose it because he knew it fit my aesthetic, and it's what he could afford
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My favorite is that in every colony of naked mole rats there are a couple individuals whose job is just to grow as large and fat as possible. During the rainy season, they will plug the tunnel entrances with their fat little behinds and save the colony from drowning.
Sophianeⵣ is Team Hoary🦇🦇@HonkIfUrHoary
What’s your favorite weird animal fact?
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A Giant pacific octopus caught in the fishing net on accident off the coast of California
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This movie is scary but it's also really funny because it perfectly captures the snippy, passive-aggressive mood of a camping trip with friends that was less fun than you thought it would be.
John Watches Horror@Y2John84
Say something about The Blair Witch Project (1999).
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@InfantaRaquel @mattkeeley @ambernoelle Right? I loved books and plays ESPECIALLY as a tomboy because there are tons of them detailing the adventures of Kickass Girls Dressing Like Boys To Do Boy Stuff, which was like. My whole jam 😂
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@mattkeeley @ambernoelle My former tomboy ass wondering what being a tomboy has to do with any of this 🤔
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@arisyamai @alex_abads It’s a dating app for rich people/celebrities :)
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@jeeyonshim I had genuinely never considered people might go to Cabaret without knowing what Cabaret was about.
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@jeeyonshim The shocked gasps and horrified whispers that sprang up during Tomorrow Belongs To Me (as two Nazi banners unfurled on either side of the stage) the first time I saw it were. Honestly great, I like when an audience is visibly challenged by stuff. But also very confusing.
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@this_is_mallory Noooooo my inner child couldn’t see either, I’m fucked!
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Ah yes, you can’t see because you need to work on your inner child.
Quite possibly the best $11 I’ve ever spent.
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I paid $11 for this Vision Healing Masterclass so you don’t have to 🤓 This is my saturday morning cartoons.
mallory (she/her)💬@this_is_mallory
I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing? This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.
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I wonder what happened to the city council of Rome that they'd let the colosseum fall into disrepair
monk@mechanical_monk
it is utter madness that governments and city councils let beautiful buildings like the parthenon or the roman colosseum just wither and fall apart despicable
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@bunspunabitch @custardloaf Very funny seeing this comment from someone with adhd in their name (you know, some of the folks famous for boredom intolerance! 😆) /gen
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@custardloaf Is this really about boredom intolerance? What did these people do before smartphones when they had to wait somewhere? How can you not go 15 minutes without outside stimuli? Ever heard of daydreaming?
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it’s not a new era of self acceptance. it’s what i said last year about how beauty shifted to being about the semblance of biological advantage rather than skill. we see this transition through the shift toward skincare, surgery / injectables, lash extensions.
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this was all because he found out that people were coming over to his house unannounced
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