Cryptid Crunch (Podcast)

Episode 2: Night of the Wolf Moon podbean.com/media/share/pb…

Remember to always follow your dreams, even if that dream is a succubus draining your life force 💤

@Thought_Hole Cryptid Crunch: The breakfast show for paranormal beasties is returning soon on all listening platforms! We started up in January and look forward to sharing new episodes soon

Cat: 9 lives Human: 1 life This means the average werecat has 5 lives.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And thus the lost demon set about being the kindest person he could be (lest he never get home.)

Immorality means you can have your mortal and eat it too 🧛🏻‍♂️

As a vampire I believe there’s a lot of wisdom in the saying: “All good things must come to an end.” ...Let’s just say you’ve lived a good life 🤷🏻‍♂️

Absence makes the heart grow hungry

@beer_dis We were on hiatus while one of our members was sick and another was on an extended trip. Our podcast returns next month!

@cryptid_crunch @cryptid_crunch ! Where have you been my friend?!

Well, the results are in and this unborn child will be receiving baby clothes and dog toys. They better appreciate these offerings

“If you want something done right, do it yourself.” the gorgon said as she looked out over the sea of stone men and resolved to wine and dine herself 🍷🐍

Don’t count your birdmen before the birdboys pass their flying test.

You can lead a centaur to the pub but you can’t make him drink. This is precisely why centaurs are so uptight.

When the devil comes knocking at your door be sure to tell him the restraining order is still in effect.

@FlicksXRayed A true innovation!

@cryptid_crunch Blood Smoothies?

Things that are thicker than water: -blood -smoothies Coincidence? I think not

If one door opens when another shuts it means there’s a ghost that can’t stand to be in the same room as you.

@wiyht You’re a genius! Both will end up teething, surely! Now the real question is if babies also like dried pigs ears when they’re teething 🤔 or is that just dogs...

@cryptid_crunch Either way, chew toys seem like a safe bet.

When going to a baby shower for a werewolf does one bring baby toys or dog toys...? Asking for a friend...

Similar to the previous question but:

⚠️ATTENTION ⚠️ Cryptid Crunch returns this June🧛🏻‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧜🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️👹 Keep an eye out for your favourite breakfast spooks. More details to follow soon!