Michael

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Michael

Michael

@crypto_afrik

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Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Temmuz 2021
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Michael
Michael@crypto_afrik·
@masaku_ @masaku_ was legendary. I don't know when he lost his mojo. Masaku did you marry bro?? It's the only thing that clips men's wings 😂
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Michael@crypto_afrik·
@Vickyjr Yeah I'm holding for the long haul. Multi decade and yes the red candle are welcome, a chance to scoop for less.
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Vicky Junior Mukulima
Good morning friends of Mukulima! ☀️ Hope mumerauka fiti. The NSE is currently testing everyone’s patience. It’s quiet, the charts are flat, and the hype is low. But remember: Wealth is made in the waiting, not just the trading. Are you still holding your positions, or have you taken a "break" from the bourse? 👇
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Douglas Macgregor
Douglas Macgregor@DougAMacgregor·
BREAKING: Ceasefire broken, Iran launches AIR ATTACKS on The United Arab Emirates and Fujairah Port.
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Michael
Michael@crypto_afrik·
@LNGFrankie @mercoglianos @richimedhurst It's probably because they haven't been exposed to aggression through the strait. Iran has a right to blockade the strait for as long as they choose since it's used to attack them by other countries
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Brian Frankie
Brian Frankie@LNGFrankie·
@crypto_afrik @mercoglianos @richimedhurst He did not say Iran is incapable of it. He said that this violates the Law of The Sea that is universally recognized by other nations. Notice Oman specifically declined to join in Iranian efforts to control Transit Passage through Hormuz.
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Richard Medhurst
Richard Medhurst@richimedhurst·
The Strait of Hormuz is not an international water way. This is a common misconception, but it belongs to Iran and Oman exclusively.
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Larry Madowo
Larry Madowo@LarryMadowo·
This is not the start of another pandemic. "The risk to the wider public remains low. There is no need for panic or travel restrictions,” the WHO says
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Larry Madowo
Larry Madowo@LarryMadowo·
⚠️3 people have died and 149 people are stranded on a cruise ship off the West African island nation of Cape Verde after a suspected hantavirus outbreak onboard. The virus jumps to humans from rodents like rats and mice and causes severe respiratory illness or kidney disease. What happened?
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Michael
Michael@crypto_afrik·
@mercoglianos @richimedhurst How can you say " Iran cannot prohibit passage or levy tolls" yet that is exactly what they have been doing for close to two months now
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Sal Mercogliano (WGOW Shipping) 🚢⚓🐪🚒🏴‍☠️
@richimedhurst No. The Strait, which 21 miles wide is divided between Iran and Oman. But, UNCLOS Article 37 allows the right of Transit Passage for ships heading to and from countries in the Persian Gulf. Additionally, Iran and Oman cannot control or prohibit passage or levy tolls.
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MNYIKA
MNYIKA@Mnyika_1·
Wambo from Kirinyaga has been my girlfriend since year 1 in campus. The time to present her to my family came and when I did it the family didn't show her the facial expression. They called me to a secret meeting saying no husband has gone to an old age with a murima beb in our land Nyanza. All the Murima bebs that were married to our people killed the husband and took their kids ,changed their names to murima names and took all the properties. I have never told this woman anything, she is 5 months pregnant and I think she is not the type ok kikuyu women that can kill a husband. She is a different breed. My family concluded that I should never go back with my girl to their place . I have decided to live with my woman in town . So help me God
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Michael
Michael@crypto_afrik·
@Mnyika_1 I have a saying that, the more things change the more they remain the same. The more you think you are different and refuse to learn from other humans who were in your exact position, the more likely you will become a similar statistic to them. Stay guided 😂
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FRANKLIN
FRANKLIN@WaruhiuFranklin·
@crypto_afrik Less than 5,000 NCBA shares you will be paid in Cash without receiving Nedbank shares
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FRANKLIN
FRANKLIN@WaruhiuFranklin·
NCBA commences circulation of the the formal offer document from Nedbank contains the detailed terms and conditions of the Nedbank's offer, the circular from the board to NCBA shareholders and the circular prepared by Faida Investment Bank as the independent financial advisor appointed by NCBA. NCBA confirms that the offer documentation has now been approved by CMA and circulated to NCBA shareholders. Key dates: 1. Opening date: 28th, May, 2026 at 9:00am 2. Closing date: 10th, July, 2026 at 5:00pm 3. Results announcement: 21st, July, 2026 4. Settlement of Nedbank shares and dispatch of cash payment to NCBA shareholders: from 10th trading day after settlement date.
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FRANKLIN@WaruhiuFranklin

NCBA confirmed that it has received an offer from Nedbank Group Limited to acquire 66% stake of NCBA (approximately 1.09B NCBA shares) from shareholders through a tender offer. The planned acquisition values NCBA at a multiple of 1.4x Book Value. Let's break down the transaction....🧵 Under the proposed payment structure, for every 100 NCBA shares, NCBA shareholders who participate in the tender offer will receive 20% of the consideration in cash (KES2100) and the remaining 80% in Nedbank ordinary shares (equivalent to 4.02994 Nedbank shares) listed on the Johannesburg Stock Exchange (JSE). The Nedbank shares shall be issued at a price of ZAR 250.00 per Nedbank share using a KES/ZAR spot exchange rate of 7.7143 implying value of KES98.72 per NCBA share. Using Nedbank’s current share price of approximately ZAR 273, the implied value of the stock-plus-cash consideration is about KES105 per NCBA share, which is above the implied offer price of KES98.72 per share. NCBA Shareholders who accept the offer and would receive less than 200 Nedbank Shares (equivalent to less than 5,000 NCBA shares) shall be paid full consideration in cash only. In such cases the payment per 100 NCBA shall be deemed to be KES 10,500 (equivalent to about KES105 per share). In addition to receiving the Offer consideration, NCBA Shareholders who accept the offer will receive the economic benefit of either an NCBA dividend or a Nedbank dividend relating to the same financial period, but not both. In FY' 2024, NCBA paid a total dividend of KES5.50 (equivalent to a 41.4% pay out) while Nedbank Group paid a total dividend of ZAR20.75 (equivalent to a 57% payout). If the transaction is completed Nedbank Group will acquire a 66% majority stake, NCBA will become a subsidiary of Nedbank with the remaining 34% of issued shares remaining listed on NSE. NCBA closed at 98.25 today. We expect the share price to rally to KES105 per share following the confirmation by NCBA that it has received an offer from Nedbank Group Limited to acquire a 66% stake in NCBA.

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Michael@crypto_afrik·
@ICEALION So you people don't deem it important to respond to my inbox and I'm your client?
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ICEA LION Group
ICEA LION Group@ICEALION·
For Kelvin, the technologically savvy nature of Digitrust, our money market fund platform, provides the quick and efficient access to information he needs to stay on top of his finances. #WhatsYourPlan #PlansForLife
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Michael
Michael@crypto_afrik·
@Am_Jeffa @ggiste It's only a matter of time. Especially tukisharudisha kasongo for the second term.
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MULEI
MULEI@Am_Jeffa·
@ggiste Tulieni kila mtu atafikiwa na incompetence
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GISTE
GISTE@ggiste·
Nikama watu wa Mitumba wamefikiwa sasa. Finance Bill 2026 ndio imewafikia😂 KRA imewaambia kazi yao ni kuuza mitumba wanajenga ma-apartments, kununua 50x100 Lakini ikifika ni kufile returns kazi yao ni kufile NIL KRA inashangaa.. Unaleta mtumba ya Kshs. 10 Million lakini haulipi taxes… Sasa in the Finance Bill 2026, KRA have become very nice Wameambia watu wa mtumba.. Tunajua you guys are not making a lot of money.. But kitu tuko sure ni hamuezi kosa 5% profit… So KRA wanataka watu wa mtumba wakuwe wanalipa taxes. Wamewaaambia biashara yenyu tunajua iko na challenges Lakini hamuezi kosa ka-5% profit kwa all the mtumbas you are selling. If you buying as a company they will charge you 30% tax on the 5% profit. Kama ni an individual it will follow relevant rates. So uki-import mtumba ya Kshs. 1 Million. KRA wanakwambia sasa hatusemi mnatengeneza a lot of money. Just 5% ndio tunasema mmemake as profit. The rest endeleeni kujenga nazo rentals Mwihoko, Githurai, Kamakis, Ruaka, Kiambu taon. So 5% of Kshs 1 Million ni Kshs. 50,000 So KRA inataka tax ya 30% ya Iyo 50k. So for every mtumba ya 1 Million KRA watakuwa wanachukua 15k😂😂😂 Ama mnataka kujengewa soko ya ghorofa gikomba na pesa gani? Kenya important mtumba worth approximately Kshs. 38 Billion. Iyo ni profit ya Kshs 1.9 Billion. So KRA itakuwa inakula Kshs. 570 Million.. Ndiowapate pesa ya kujenga Mbao Xo😂😂 Tulipe ushuru serikali itutegemee
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ephraimnjegafan@ephraimnjegafan·
NHIF collected KSh 82 billion in 2023, while SHIF collected KSh 58 billion in 2025. In 2023, NHIF paid out KSh 68 billion in benefits, representing a payout ratio of 83.2%. On its part, SHIF incurred KSh 92 billion in claims, representing a payout ratio of 159%.
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Stewie
Stewie@kijana_ya_Macha·
@KhalifKairo Real men don't fumble customers' money with women. Hope you learnt bro. Peace and out!
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khalif kairo
khalif kairo@KhalifKairo·
I would still protect them even today. Attacking a woman is a sign of weakness. Break up, move on and never trash talk an ex. Be a man.
K Ops@kilow_ke

@KhalifKairo You protected wavinya na ule kanono mwingine Where did that get you, kahalifu?

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Florah
Florah@FayChep476320·
Msichana mkale heri akae 2 years akingoja boyfriend yake atoke Australia wafanye koito, hawezi na hawezi kukupea!
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Michael
Michael@crypto_afrik·
@KhalifKairo You that stole from people including women. Remember the lady you were complaining to us that she was behind your woes that you had stolen millions from. You were protecting her from her money, weren't you?
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khalif kairo
khalif kairo@KhalifKairo·
You know its a society full of weak-men when people celebrate & seem to justify the killing of a person especially a young defenseless woman. Its the duty of strong men to protect women and children morals not withstanding.
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Llewellyn Ouya
Llewellyn Ouya@LlewellynOuya·
Kuna clubs siwezi enda kuwatch ball juu najua kuna high probability ya kuwekewa mchele.. doesn't mean siwezi wekewa mchele at some places.. it's just common sense for me to avoid situations with a higher probability of that happening.. when a campus girl is on dating sites and going for sherehe with men she barely knows, there's high probability of bad things happening to her.. saying it as it is.. is not condemning murder. If I'm mugged at midnight in Githurai 45 everyone will ask "ulikua unafanya nini ukitembea Githurai usiku".. simple!
Bevalyne Kwamboka@bevalynekwambo3

A girl was murdered in a horrific way, and instead of dragging the killer and condemning the evil act, you’re attacking the victim and scrambling to invent excuses so she fits your twisted idea of a “perfect victim.” Shame on you and the rotten mindset that raised you.

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Michael
Michael@crypto_afrik·
@snrgoodman I can't stand this sign hazifanani cr*p. You people can't device any other method including biometrics to confirm ownership. That is why I love @StanChartKE . Everything digital with top notch security
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Luca Mtakatifu
Luca Mtakatifu@snrgoodman·
Msee amekuja Banking hall anataka access to account yenye clearly signature iko inconsistent. Problem is; anafanana na msee wa account but si yeye. The account iko na over 7.1M. Nimemshow aongee na BM akaanza kushout nikajua yeah, you ain't him. Nimemuacha hapo juu sipendi kelele
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