Crypto Carnival

carnival is over sorry

shoe has been claimed. weird story

@francescoswiss > people still love carnivals

Consensus Miami takeaways: > tokenization went from thesis to live product line > got pitched 4 stablecoins before lunch on day 1 > RWAs cracked $31B > Joe Lubin: entire economy will be tokenized, DTCC pilots live in October > "why is EF selling into THIS market" was the side-event question of the week > agentic commerce finally has its own track > x402 was THE protocol of the conference > Erik Reppel: AI agents kill ads, x402 replaces them > next conference should just be hosted in Miami permanently > OpenClaw vs Hermes is the broader agent harness war > already counting days till Solana Breakpoint London > GENIUS + CLARITY = adults are running the room > Bullish $4.2B Equiniti deal sets the bar > Saylor maybe selling BTC for STRC dividends??? > EF sold 20K ETH in a week, treasury empty by 2027 at this pace > a16z 2.2B Fund 5, Haun 1B, both same week, both 100% crypto > traditional VC is back and writing checks > consumer crypto barely got airtime, real talk > "what's your institutional strategy" is the new "wen token" > multichain narrative quietly winning > Solana Accelerate brought 3,000+ builders, felt like its own conf > EasyA Hackathon ate more show floor than ever > every other person had "agent" in their bio > a lot of homeless > Cuban coffee is the only reason this post exists > beautiful weather, terrible sleep > bullish vibes officially back

@bobbyong we witnessed a man dressed up as an astronaut ride a ferris wheel inside this same conference

Consensus Miami 2026 has been awesome! I got so much work done in one week and really glad I got on the plane in the last minute to come by. Bear market conferences are the best as it’s the best time to connect with fellow crypto leaders to collaborate further. One notable presence at this conference are the suits. Crypto is maturing and the institutions are here. After many years of advocating for institutions to come, we finally have them here. They still move slowly, but many of the TradFi firms now have crypto teams and are actively looking at tokenization and how they can adopt blockchain technology. The people attending Consensus Miami are very different from the Asia based conferences that I usually attend. Very distinct US crowd and is a fantastic place for any BD work generally, and especially useful to meet institutional clients If I have to pick only 2 conferences to attend in a year, I will choose Consensus Miami to meet US folks and Token2049 Singapore to meet Asia folks. See you all at the next conference! I now have hundreds of emails and Slack notifications to get back to…

they don’t usually have green skin. I believe they are Caucasian

ATTN! 🚨🚨🚨iPhone semi pro MAX was left at the CARNIVAL by this person only have their caricature. Anyone know them?

thx Wall St Journal on mentioning the CARNIVAL in your article should also mention next time we have WORLD FAMOUS butter tarts

@anvil_xyz @consensus2026 @Bullish @m_at_anvil @trspalding @ThomasFarley thank you for coming to the CARNIVAL! we are now closed

Anvil was on full display at @consensus2026 this year! 🎪 Highlights: → The @Bullish x @anvil_xyz announcement. → @m_at_anvil introducing Anvil's enterprise solution. → Thousands of conference goers attending @cryptocarnyhq. See you next year! 👋

If you had a bad time please reach out directly. If you had a good time please tell everyone. Thank you for coming to Miami Crypto Carnival.

That's a wrap on Miami Crypto Carnival. Thank you for coming. We hope you had a good time. We think you did.

@cryptosmiff did he happen to be driving a clown car?

Went to a club in Miami and our uber driver from an hour earlier was a fucking promoter there Miami is not a real place lol

@doodlifts @spenders_club @consensus2026 Did you play any games?

The @spenders_club multi community blind boxes plus carnival at @consensus2026 was peak!

@hackerfantastic @consensus2026 1 prize per person only

"we're still early" — man, at the carnival, which opened nine hours ago and closes in one hour

Friendly reminder: the carnival closes at 10pm tonight. This is the final closing. After tonight there is no more carnival. Please use your remaining time wisely.

magic show got rescheduled. sorry.

Someone asked where the bathroom is. It is near the entrance. It is also near the back. There are two bathrooms. This should have been communicated earlier. We apologize.

please stop pitching us your new layer 2. we're a carnival. touch grass

No loitering

@doodlifts did you forget your shoe at the CARNIVAL? Only 1 in lost and found

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