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@WatcherGuru @SinDaRonin Bullshitter tho

JUST IN: Elon Musk says SpaceX will build cities on the Moon, Mars and send spaceships to other star systems.

farted so hard all my guts fell out my ass

The Moon is actually an asteroid and it's coming right for us. Everybody FREAK THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

@rawsalerts @AstroCron Did they also say they’re not doing anything about it

🚨#BREAKING: Military officials say that more than 12 to 15 unsanctioned drones have swarmed over Barksdale Air Force Base which is home to the nuclear B-52 bomber fleet They say that the drones resisted jamming attempts, with multiple waves spotted over sensitive areas throughout the week.

@QTHESTORMM No we’re not

WE ARE 48 HOURS AWAY FROM AN EVENT THAT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD FOREVER ⚠️

@JonnyBones Francis is 0.53%

Random thought: Arthritis hurts, it doesn’t make you cripple. I’m still smashing 99.47% of you out there.

you’d have to be a retard to buy this dip me:

@EricRWeinstein Shut up vague ass mf

This time, it's different.

We gotta deploy this nigga to Iran

in the 1700s they would’ve executed this guy for this

@jvs3ph Dwade

This is easy. People just don't want to say who it is

@aipriverses “FAWK THE DODJAS!”

i still genuinely cannot imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this

Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga

🚨 Old 4chan post predicted World War 3 and alien invasion Israel breaks ceasefire and strikes Iran Trump responds with B2 bunker busters on nuclear sites Iran hits all Gulf oil fields and US bases, blocks Hormuz and Bab el-Mandeb Oil prices skyrocket, blackouts in Africa and third world US sends 3 aircraft carriers At least 2 sunk by Iran, Russia, and China using suicide tactics US tries amphibious invasion, first fails with massive casualties Second attempt succeeds, oil fields seized, advance halts US civil war begins, anti-war bloc takes DC with military support US splits in two and retreats from Middle East Turkey betrays NATO, joins Russia-Iran-China alliance, attacks Israel China invades Taiwan and Guam North Korea invades South, Japan fails to stop it India possibly flips sides Russia invades Poland and Baltics, links to Kaliningrad Finland and NATO invade Russia, take Saint Petersburg Europe collapses into riots, famine, and civil wars Latin America allies with China and Russia US invaded from the south, advance stops at Colorado 50 to 150 tactical nukes used high in atmosphere Tsar Bomb and two strategic nukes used in Europe Israel destroyed, Palestinians wiped with it Air travel ends, crime and chaos everywhere 3 weeks of nuclear events Fake alien invasion begins MJ12 releases synthetic alien soldiers (PLFs) PLFs hunt survivors, FEMA camps classify people as useful or undesirables By 2027, 5 billion dead Fake aliens defeated with help of real ones One world government under MJ12 and the UN Dome of the Rock destroyed

BREAKING🚨: NASA Mapped the Entire Ocean floor using Gravity from Space.😮

2012 Prediction for APRIL 2026

@rawsalerts Fuck they gonna do give us a vaccine that kills us quicker

🚨#BREAKING: The World Health Organization is preparing for a potential nuclear emergency if the conflict involving Iran continues to escalate.

Bro almost had a heart attack while assembling this statue of Sauron.

Polish people will look you dead in the eye and say kvyzkzp9v4wwwwz

Me spectating bro and realizing he’s the reason we’re losing