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Tesla puts a lot of effort into ensuring that our cars don’t run over animals

🇺🇸 Sundar Pichai had high praise for Elon after spending time with him: “Look, I spent time with Elon maybe two weeks ago. When I talked to him, his ability to will future technologies into existence is just unparalleled.” x.com/StockYap/statu…

Iran warns that it will withdraw from the ceasefire agreement if Israel continues attacks on Lebanon.

BREAKING: VP Vance: US and Israel didn't say Lebanon was part of the ceasefire.

Bill Ackman literally gave a 44-minute masterclass that explains money better than any business school:

🇺🇸🇮🇷🚨IT’S OFFICIAL: Iran has reopened the Strait of Hormuz after a deal has been made with President Trump. The Iranian foreign minister says that safe passage will be “possible” for two weeks, provided there is coordination with Iran’s Armed Forces.

BREAKING: Iran accepted Pakistan’s two-week cease-fire proposal, per NYT

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 $160,000,000 worth of shorts liquidated from the crypto market following US-Iran ceasefire.

BREAKING: Tesla has officially released FSD V14.3 I'm downloading it in my Model Y right now. Here's everything that's new: • Improved parking location pin prediction, now shown on a map with a P icon. • Increased decisiveness of parking spot selection and maneuvering. • Rewrote the Al compiler and runtime from the ground up with MLIR, resulting in 20% faster reaction time and improving model iteration speed. • Enhanced response to emergency vehicles, school buses, right-of-way violators, and other rare vehicles. • Mitigated unnecessary lane biasing and minor tailgating behaviors. • Improved handling of small animals by focusing RL training on harder examples and adding rewards for better proactive safety. • Improved traffic light handling at complex intersections with compound lights, curved roads, and yellow light stopping - driven by training on hard RL examples sourced from the Tesla fleet. • Upgraded the Reinforcement Learning (RL) stage of training the FSD neural network, resulting in improvements in a wide variety of driving scenarios. • Upgraded the neural network vision encoder, improving understanding in rare and low-visibility scenarios, strengthening 3D geometry understanding, and expanding traffic sign understanding. • Improved handling for rare and unusual objects extending, hanging, or leaning into the vehicle path by sourcing infrequent events from the fleet. • Improved handling of temporary system degradations by maintaining control and automatically recovering without driver intervention, reducing unnecessary disengagements. Upcoming Improvements: • Expand reasoning to all behaviors beyond destination handling. • Add pothole avoidance. • Improve driver monitoring system sensitivity with better eye gaze tracking, eye wear handling, and higher accuracy in variable lighting conditions.

BREAKING: Anthropic's new model, Claude Mythos, is so powerful that it is not releasing it to the public, per NYT, Instead, it is starting a 40-company coalition, Project Glasswing, to allow cybersecurity defenders a head start in locking down critical software.

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Now we're cooking. The sooner people realize what's going on here, the more you can prepare. Get ready for chronic energy shortages, lockdowns, food shortages, rationing and a prolonged war involving most of Europe and Asia. This is the great reset.

Michael Jackson was also an enemy of the mainstream media and was slandered just like we are now. Watch the symbolism in this performance. He tried to tell us the truth the whole time.

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You’ll never guess who sent me this. He said, “watch Bitcoin.”

The next 3-6 months will be lifechanging Altcoins will explode

🚨 UPDATE: Morgan Stanley has filed amendment No.4 to its form S-1 for its Morgan Stanley spot #Bitcoin ETF ($MSBT) April 1st 2026 📅

🚨 JUST IN!: BlackRock has filed Amendment No.1 to its S-1 registration for the iShares #Bitcoin Premium Income ETF on March 31, 2026 📅 Progress 👏

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