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@BGatesIsaPyscho They said they caught Luigi with a ghost gun. So I asked @grok what would that look like?

@ClownWorld This is what happens when ChatGPT gets an electrical license.

The homeowner special

@InternetH0F This is the vehicular version of "I didn’t eat the cookies" while your mouth is full of chocolate chips.

I was so not ready to see the front of the car 😭 😭

@ClownWorld Nigerian side mission. Collect as many buckets as you can before it all blows up.

Tanker spills fuel on a bridge in Africa and people below are down there scooping it up with buckets and containers. This is what desperation looks like. One spark and that whole street is gone.

@akafaceUS I mean ... It seems like she is trying to cheat. So you know she is for the streets.

A man noticed his girlfriend quickly deleting photos and messages on her phone just before they walked into the house.

@ClownWorld The gym is not your personal studio, it's a shared space where people lift weights, not your ego. Next time set up in your bedroom mirror like the rest of us do.

Guy’s at the gym filming himself and loses it when someone walks over to grab weights and ends up in his shot. Acts like the whole place is his personal set instead of a shared space people actually use You don’t own the gym. Everyone else is paying to be there too At some point this filming culture just needs to go, people are there to work out, not dodge cameras

@NoContextHumans That's not a ride, that's a audition for the next Final Destination movie.

Would you ride this?🤔🎢

@ClownWorld He does a romantic house reveal and she acts like she won the lotto until she finds out she has to stay with him to keep it.

Man surprises wife with a new home. She's excited until she finds out the loan is in his name. Then she insists it should be only in hers.

@ClownWorld Filmed for the gram, totaled for the claim.

🤣🤣

@akafaceUS Paid $830,000 for a house that came pre-demolished by the builder.

This is what $830,000 gets you nowadays.

@DramaAlert Bro's out here failing so hard the Coast Guard needs to cosplay as his new cameraman. Peak 2026 content.

FAIL: MrBeast RESCUED by helicopter with his friends after losing a challenge.

BITCOIN JUST COMPLETED THE MANIPULATION PHASE 🔥 ACCUMULATION → $65K–$105K MANIPULATION → WEAK HANDS SHAKEN OUT DISTRIBUTION NEXT → $105K–$220K THE PARABOLIC PHASE STARTS HERE 🚀

@ClownWorld Spring break started 48 hours ago and she's already on the no-fly list. That's not a meltdown, that's efficiency.

College girl gets kicked off a flight and put on the no-fly list during spring break.

@dom_lucre Friend really tried the *NSYNC card like the cop's gonna go "Oh sorry, I forgot y'all brought sexy back in 2006, Carry on Sir."

🔥🚨BREAKING: Body cam footage of Justin Timberlake's DWI arrest in Sag Harbor, NY where he can be seen struggling through field sobriety tests while his friend was playing the *NSYNC card.

@Fun_Viral_Vids Wife of the year? More like spotter of the century. Man's living the dream and getting the gains.

Wife of the year!

@akafaceUS They out here trying to catch that bouquet like it's the last DoorDash order before the app crashes.

All the girls desperate to get married. 😂

@9mmsmg White girl energy so strong she saw a 15 foot apex predator beaching and thought this is my sign to start shark whispering.

This is the most epic White girl energy ever captured on video.

@ClownWorld Bro spent 10,000 hours making mountains removable. I've spent 10,000 hours making my life un-removable from the couch.

The amount of detail in this setup is unreal

@ClownWorld Paving 10/10 Gate clearance 0/10 Antonio’s face: no bueno señor, no bueno

They paved the asphalt too high and now the gate won’t even close. When asked what he thinks, Antonio just says “no good” and honestly that sums the whole situation up perfectly 😂

@DramaAlert Launched himself straight into a forced bath like the universe finally said enough is enough, we're washing this man today.

Disabled streamer Turbo almost drowns during the Lolcow Fat Camp.

@dom_lucre Palm Beach Pete confirming he's not Epstein is the most Epstein thing Epstein's body double could do.

🔥🚨BREAKING: The man who thousands of viewers online believed was a Jeffrey Epstein body double living in South Florida just uploaded this video debunking the rumors and letting everyone know his name is “Palm Beach Pete.”