Ryder

The year is 2029 You wake up and see your government issued daily groceries arrive by way of a Palantir/Amazon/TSLA neighborhood drone. You open it, take your low grade THC capsules and mix your instant coffee. Donald Trump is still president. He didn't run, but people forgot to vote so he's just still there. You turn on your computer and send a few government approved tiktoks to colleagues after having your AI complete your daily rounds of emails. You head to the RFK gym after work where you hit the Epstein machine for a solid 45 minutes before a quick steam. You pick up some chipotle on the way home. After a solid diner you put on your Meta night goggles and suit, virtually fuck your wife. Pass out. Your semen is collected and sold to the Chinese. Life is good.

@Evan_ss6 Can’t wait to full port weeklies Tuesday at 10am

Who is ready for 3 day weekend Trump-Iran scaries followed by everything is all good by Wednesday?

my long term thesis has been invalidated on this 1 hour candle.

@uncledoomer “We must destroy every paid search and product marketing team on the planet as fast as possible, unleash the AI”

its so funny that men found out that this was what women were doing at their jobs and the men went "im crashing this economy with no survivors"

@valueandtime Join us in the stock market trenches

Dying at “He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.”

@DegenerateNews @TheSandboxGame Why do so many crypto founders and scammers live in France?

BREAKING: WIFE OF @TheSandboxGame COO TARGETED IN A FAILED KIDNAPPING ATTEMPT THIS WEEK AT THE COUPLE’S HOME IN FRANCE - MAN DISGUISED AS A DELIVERYMAN TRICKED HER INTO OPENING THE GATE, THEN HOODED ACCOMPLICES RUSHED IN - PER JOURNAL DU DIMANCHE SOURCE: lejdd.fr/Societe/info-j…

@0x4inchez Forever

@CryptoRyder_ it’s joever

Just me or are the mass layoffs starting?

@tedcruz Your wife wishes you weren’t a fat pos with a tiny peen but everyone has to face facts at some point

I wish he hadn’t said this.

Why isn't Obama protecting us from ridiculous gas prices?

- Ai buildout won’t stop btw. Just accept it and be better.

Read on the current US economy: - recession in the working class is probably worse than during the GFC. Spending, housing, jobs wise. - most don’t realize because a lot of boomers have completely exited the workforce and are dying and let’s be real, genz is utterly cooked for the most part

The first 3 sentences. That’s the entire story. We’re going to see political ad spend triple what it did in 2024, a presidential election year. apple.news/A9G5nL_4vT9eXe…

@gurgavin Phrasing only a psychopath would use

BANKING GIANT STANDARD CHARTERED TO LAYOFF 7,000 EMPLOYEES CEO BILL WINTERS: “WE ARE REPLACING LOWER-VALUE HUMAN CAPITAL WITH INVESTMENT IN AI”

@aakashgupta We also got much better at commercially growing crops compared to 1877.

The last time an El Niño this strong hit, it killed 50 million people. That was 3 to 4% of the entire world population. Scale that to today and you're looking at 250 million equivalent. The 1877 Super El Niño triggered simultaneous droughts across India, China, Brazil, and East Africa. Crops failed on four continents at the same time. The famine lasted three years. Researchers have called it "arguably the worst environmental disaster to ever befall humanity." NOAA's latest update gives a two-in-three chance this one reaches strong or very strong by fall. European models are even more aggressive. Sea surface temperatures need to exceed 2°C above normal to qualify as "super." The trajectory is pointing directly at that threshold. Here's what makes 2026 structurally different from every previous Super El Niño: there are two independent supply shocks converging on the same crop cycle. The Iran war has shut down roughly a third of the world's seaborne fertilizer trade through the Strait of Hormuz. US fertilizer supply was at 75% of normal in mid-March, right when the Corn Belt needed it most. Fertilizer prices hit their highest level since 2022. That input shortage is already baked into the 2026 growing season. The El Niño yield shock operates on a 6 to 12 month lag. India is forecasting below-normal monsoons for the first time in three years. Indonesia and Malaysia carry 90% of global palm oil, and El Niño production declines in those countries take 6 to 24 months to peak. Every strong El Niño in the past 55 years has reduced global cocoa production. So the fertilizer shortage weakens the crops El Niño is about to stress, and the El Niño yield collapse hits in 2027 on fields that were already under-fertilized in 2026. Two shocks with nearly identical lag structures, converging on the same harvest window. The difference between 1877 and 2026: we can see this one coming six months out. The commodity futures curve is barely pricing either shock. Whether that's rational discounting or willful denial depends entirely on what the Pacific Ocean does between now and October.

He said he’d let you in his insider trading telegram chat but it’s $500 a month

@KobeissiLetter Sounds like we’re running out of fuel. Better print some more money.

Retail investors are piling into equities at a historic pace: Cumulative retail equity inflows year-to-date are tracking above every comparable period over the last 7 years, except 2021. After a brief pause in March, retail purchases surged in April to a level seen only 13% of the time in monthly data since 2019. In the week ending May 1st, retail purchases ranked in the top 2% of all weekly inflows recorded since 2019. At this pace, cumulative purchases by individual investors will exceed the 2021 record by as early as July. Furthermore, the average daily volume of options traded by retail investors is up to 1.57x of January 2024 levels, the highest since the October 2025 record. Risk appetite among retail investors is accelerating.

@leevalueroach @GenevaInvestor Their whole thesis is buy stocks or burn your money due to inflation. Though financially nihilistic it’s not bearish. P.S. TTD is a dogshit company

@GenevaInvestor his account has turned into pure fear mongering at this point. a permabear who's wrong 90% of the time

The biggest contrarian signal I watch is “The Kobeissi Letter”. When this engagement bait account starts talking about a stock. I get interested. Biggest contrarian signal in the free market today. You can make a lot of money doing the opposite of whatever this account says.

@kingbtc Not all his copy traders showing up to defend him

nobody realize how larp this is based off purely the buy/sell/pnl? welcome cented had no idea who you were before i got locked up and have no idea who you are now but I promise you didn't crank 10M on a straight down market.

@bigbagsbobby @Cented7

@Cented7 IDC ABT BAG WORKING U DUMB RETARD IM SHITTING ON FAGGOTS LIKE U MAN fuck your gay bagworking nigga I’m here to take ur bread ❗️❗️❗️ MY GOAT good shit tho bro thats actually insane

Went from a Gas Station at 16 to get my first PC into Pro Fortnite, into content creation / youtube, Into one of the fastest smartest traders. (Next goal is 10m after tax)