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Check out today’s latest market moves: 📈 Stocks rise ahead of Trump tariff details 📱 $AMZN makes a bid to buy TikTok: NYT 🔻 $BB provides a disappointing outlook 🐶 $WOOF CEO Anderson buys 1.6 million shares

"In six months to a year we are going to begin to see the benefits, I can't wait to see what's happening in three or four years time." Donald Trump invites a UAW worker to the podium to discuss the 25% tariff on foreign automobiles entering the US. trib.al/kgqoqlU

Stock market ready to tank tomorrow

Trump is now cashing out of his fundamentally worthless social media company, which has now lost 57% of its stock market value since he became president—even more than Tesla’s 45% 3-month drop. Wonder how many of Trump’s true-believe sucker investors will learn their lesson?

Timely reminder from my favorite investor:

BREAKING: Stock market futures surge +1.7% on news that the US is set to impose an across the board tariff of 10% on all imports, per WSJ.

Ashley St. Claire mocks Elon Musk and Tesla price. “You can check the stocks, I’m not the only one cleaning up after his messes” And….. “The markets are catching up to what I have known for a long time.” Oh you knew? But you had a baby with him anyway. That’s called a spiritual liberal, and mark my words, she will come out as one and work for the other side now. I don’t care for such drama, especially when it involves women, but I don’t like when people mock Elon and Tesla stock. I take it personally cause I’m invested, not only financially, but for his fight for the USA. 🇺🇸 Pay no attention to these people… Shame…. Not cool…..

Leavitt: The market was up yesterday (Q1 of 2025 was worst quarter for stocks in almost three years)

Boomers who have their wealth locked in 5% bonds watching the stock market sell off

Trump campaigned on lowering prices and deporting violent criminals. Instead, he's renaming bodies of water and crashing the stock market. Thanks Trump!

Jim Cramer tears into Trump over the stock market free fall: The market was doing great — until the Trump Administration sowed a level of uncertainty I haven’t seen since Jimmy Carter…I cannot think of another president in my lifetime who could knock down the stock market simply by opening his mouth

Friendly reminder that the average American doesn’t care about individual stocks. They hold the S&P 500 in their retirement account and never sell. The market is down -4.90% YTD. People need to get a grip.

The markets are always crashing by double digits. In 5+ years, you're going to wonder why you didn't buy more in 2025. If you want to become a millionaire, these are the times to start buying your favorite stocks.

BREAKING: President Trump is currently holding a poster with reciprocal tariff rates set to be imposed on 20+ countries. Stock market futures just crashed -2% in 45 seconds.

🤡🇺🇸 Tesla lost over $460 billion in market cap in the quarter, while the Musk-led Department of Government Efficiency claims it’s so far saved $140 billion cnbc.com/2025/03/31/tes…

Comparing government spending savings to the market cap of a stock that has outperformed its sector for the past decade is a ridiculous idea only liberal arts graduates could come up with.

All indices 🧐🧐🧐 All are green 💚💚💚 Any guess.....????

🤬🤬🤬 WTF?! On Tuesday, thanks to Measure A, which voters foolishly passed, Los Angeles County’s already highest in the nation sales tax will rise again: to as much as 10.75% in @santamonicacity Why?? Police? NO Fire? Of course not! YOU GUESSED it — HOMELESS! If 9% wasn’t enough, 10% wasn’t enough, surely 10.75% will be enough to cure homelessness by handing money to @MayorOfLA @KarenBassLA & their corrupt band of swindlers! And get this: “About 1.65% will go toward an innovation fund to test new ideas for future, larger-scale programs.” HOMELESS INNOVATION FUND?! Wow. Someone’s getting VERY rich off that! I’m ashamed of fellow LA voters who continually vote to pay MORE (sales tax is the same regardless of income!) to destroy their county and city even further. 🤦🏽‍♂️

No better or quicker way to solve California’s cost of living crisis than to abolish the state income tax. Let’s put money back into Californians’ pockets and lower costs for everybody. #BiancoForGovernor

Hundreds of people showed up to the courthouse to show their outrage for Texas allowing an all Muslim City to be built called Epic City “Locals poured in by the hundreds complaining loud, we will not accept this” UPDATE: Epic City responded. “Nobody’s gonna stop what’s coming” They are moving forward, “If you look at Epic City YouTube page, they've already already responded saying Nobody's gonna stop what's coming and they're not backing down and they're not gonna stop. They seem to imply that funding's in place.” “It looks like some local government, the local mayor and other local people may be involved”