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If DEA stood for "Drug Education Agency" instead, we would have a better world.

But dogecoin!

@officialmcafee The entrepreneurial spirit never dies!!!

When false eye lashes first appeared they were considered ludicrous. Keep this in mind when I release my line of false nose hairs. A variety of shapes and styles to express your every mood. Fragrances optional.

Honestly I couldn't tell you what the back of my hand looks like.

Todayyy, is gonna be the day that I'm gonna switch from crocs to shooooes.

@Social_Mime Actually 69%

Short sleeve dress shirts say you want to look 65% professional.

@DragonMasterXTZ Can mine have a crypto kitty 😺?

@cryptosparkz Shhh,

Kill all idols! Bring forth the age of icons.

@ObiObvi Why the frong face

@Witty_Crypto "Your your"....lol im high too damn these edibles

@Witty_Crypto Bro your your computer was high when it found it!🤣

Wellllp, so much for relisting XRP lol Crypto exchange Binance reportedly under investigation by DOJ, IRS nypost.com/2021/05/13/cry… via @nypost

@ObiObvi I sang this in my head for for you just so you know 😊😘

So let's get this straight: you can get free McDonald's french fries (pesticide ridden processed starchs fried in unsaturated fats) if you get a vaccine for a virus with a <1% morality rate. Even the rushed vaccine is questionable. Fuck...the fries might be better for you

If corporations have to coax the sheeple to get the vaccine then you know it's some bullshit. 40,000 people died from influenza in 2019 and nobody gave a fuck. Now we have some new virus that the world powers are capitalizing on and here comes the gimmicks.

@PeterSchiff @CNBC When will you idiots realize this dude is nothing but an attention craving troll?

Thanks to an aggressive ad campaign and non-stop bullish editorial coverage, @CNBC viewers are getting killed in #GBTC. Not only did GBTC close 36% below its 2021 high, it closed 4% below its 2017 high! During the latter time period #gold is up over 40%. It's time to drop GBTC!

do you think han solo ever had to cut poop out of chewbacca’s fur

The truck is delivering us bitcoin yall!!!! #BTC #Bitcoin @APompliano @PeterSchiff

@kimtopher22 Throw it on the floor, make girlfriend deal with it.

@topaz_kell @sri12_tweets What if you changed "mile burrito" to....wait never mind thats inappropriate

According to my fitness app, I ate a 4 mile burrito.