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@MarieTidball @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk Are you kidding? Snooker? Some children can’t eat food even though both parents are working

I’m absolutely livid. @Nigel_Farage and his @reformparty_uk MPs just walked out during my question to the PM about keeping snooker in Sheffield and getting a tram-train extension to Stocksbridge. Farage and Reform don’t care about constituencies or communities like mine.

@N97xoxo £1300 into mine monthly and growing at 10% year…. Retirement will be great

544 quid going into my pension from my salary is CRAZY I need that

Really pleased to get a full tank of petrol for £60 today... Granted it was for the lawnmower but I'm trying to keep positive...

@Inevitablewest Defund the bbc rotten to the core

This is insane. The BBC just dropped a propaganda film where an English extremist is sniping a child on an illegal migrant dinghy. 1. There are NO children on the boats 2. There has NEVER been an attack on an illegal migrant, they attack English children

@RedLineNewsUSA She did the right thing

🚨SHOCKING FOOTAGE shows the moment 20-year-old Kaydence Carpenter drove her Tesla into a crowd that had surrounded her vehicle in the early hours of Sunday morning in Lexington, KY.

@narindertweets She’s funny you are not

Can you imagine if a brown or black woman asked for a predominantly white city be bombed? This is utterly disgusting.

@KingBobIIV Glad to be in Manchester at this point to be fair

Ok...hear me out a minute.... You thinking what Im thinking?

Dear Mr Khamenei Here are the co-ordinates for Bradford 53.7938° N, 1.7564° W Thank you in advance for your attention to this matter Katie Hopkins

@MarttinChriste1 @cryptocom Just unstaked everything on the platform, they have 30 days to improve or I’m gone

Let´s have a look at @cryptocom and the #Crofam. CROFam is one of the most powerful communities in crypto, but most people don’t understand why. And even fewer understand how much value it actually creates for Crypto.com. Let’s break it down 🧵1/8

@2147mill Just paid under £500 for 2 to go Spain for 6 days, hotel flights luggage transfers and breakfasts you how much for one night 4 star London?

Paid £8.40 for two coffees in Richmond this morning. Money doesn’t go very far in the Uk. Spain that would be €4.50 for two and be considerably better coffee

@SimonHaydonx Tried to rob our pensions too the cretins

5 bills have become law today! The removal of the 2-child cap on benefits! The removal of hereditary peers from the Lords is law! The measures in the Nov 2025 Budget are law! The 2026/27 spending plans are law! The extra financial support for exports is law! Well done Labour!

@thecourieruk She’s right what’s your point?

EXCLUSIVE: Fife Reform election candidate called Humza Yousaf ‘Islamist moron’ and ‘not British’ dlvr.it/TRb7n5

@tv_koreaX Lucky hit

🚨 Breaking: Iran has hit a U.S. F-35 Lightning II fighter jet.

@UKLabour Is this rage bait?

Eid Mubarak, from all of us at the Labour Party!

@Ed_Miliband I’d keep my ed down if I was you right now

5 things we’re doing to help tackle the cost of living 👇

@spenniy You have gold plated bins??

#CouncilTax Bill landed today. Over £4,000.00 per annum. This is getting ridiculous.

@Keir_Starmer Serious question, are you a Muslim?

Warmest wishes to Muslims who are marking the end of Ramadan across the UK and around the world. May your Eid‑al‑Fitr be joyful and full of peace. Eid Mubarak.

@LarkDavis Just bought in actually, ready for my 3rd bull run 👌

Most people sold the bottom. The ones who didn't are about to find out why patience was the whole strategy. Bear markets aren't the end of the trade. They're the entry point. Those who held through the chaos will eat good. That's just how this works. Are you still in?

@gothburz My god I could have written that myself, I still have lots of vr properties, I probably have squatters now that are throwing piss over my worthless nfts on the walls

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@SamanthaTaghoy As soon as they suggested the law they should be arrested for racism against to British Christian’s of the uk and locked up for treason

In Britain, it will soon be legal to murder a full-term baby in the womb. But it will be illegal to criticise Islamic practices or teachings. Hell is a place on Earth. And it is Britain in 2026.