@NotDevers @travisakers Yeah but when I’m that old I just want to relax and not have a job 😂
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Crystal
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Crystal
@crystaldark
Former State Social Media Lead for FL @MomsDemand | Loves shoes, boy bands, and defeating the gun lobby | all views my own
Florida, USA Katılım Nisan 2009
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@crystaldark @travisakers It’s a hell of a lot better than normal retirement homes
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On a side note, if you are old enough to still own this vacuum cleaner, you are too old to be in Congress.
Chuck Grassley@ChuckGrassley
Beth soon hard at work to clean house for 23 Grassley’s at the farm for Easter
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found a message in my twitter requests from a year ago
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@TMZ @OrganizerMemes I’m in my 30s and I have sworn off space mountain as it jerks my body around like crazy and my neck hurts afterwards 😂 Lindsey is too old to be on that ride 😭
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🚀🙃 Lindsey Graham rides Space Mountain and spends the weekend at Disney World amid the shutdown. tmz.me/3UxCAPd
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PHOTOS: Lindsey Graham vacationing at Disney World amid shutdown 📸tmz.com/2026/03/29/lin…
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“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.
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I've used em-dashes my whole life — they add rhythm and grace to writing. But now they're an AI tell.
Can we get a grandfather clause for those of us who were fluent in em-dashes before ChatGPT launched in November 2022?
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never let anyone convince you voting doesn’t matter
FactPost@factpostnews
Andy Thomson wins his election to be the first Democratic mayor of Boca Raton in over 30 years. He won by just one vote.
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Trump in 2024: “When I win, I will immediately bring prices down starting on day one.”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Sen. Rick Scott: "Unfortunately, prices are gonna be up for a while"
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Bigggg renovation big renovation ohhh Donna and herself got big renovations ahhhh 🔨
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there will be no explanation there will just be renovation
nicole ❤️🔥@nicolesversi0n
has anybody done this yet
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These fucking grifters will look us dead in the eye and say the single mother on food stamps is a moocher and the immigrant down the road is stealing welfare money, and then spend billions on lobster dinners. They are horrific fucking liars and thieves. They need to pay back what they STOLE from taxpayers
TMZ@TMZ
😳 Pete Hegseth blew billions on shellfish, steak, fruit baskets and furniture. Read more: tmz.me/fDsdoYR
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