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"I was distracted by all the food so I didn't really notice the guy."
A thing I said tonight and also me in a single sentence
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Ho Kong Crystal🦍🦁
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@crystalli0
Perpetually hungry. Usually hangry. Waffle House addict. I love to laugh, especially at myself. My inside voice is still loud. Don't tell me what to do.
The Bay Area Katılım Haziran 2010
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@abake6 Skyline chili belongs in the trash, not someone's stomach
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If i find out you would eat this, i’m gonna think less of you
Eatinerni@eatinerni
There is nothing better than a skyline chili coney 🌭
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Booooooo get some original tweets. Loser behavior
DraftKings Sportsbook@DKSportsbook
2025 Kentucky Derby Results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10.🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 19. 🐎
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In another life, where The Muppets on ABC was still on air, Sabrina would’ve performed “Espresso” on Up Late with Miss Piggy. Piggy would duet but change the lyrics to “Its that moi espresso” before kicking Sabrina off the stage because there can be only one dominant blonde.
Emma Chapple@emma_chapple
the fact that neither sabrina carpenter nor chappell roan has performed with miss piggy is further proof of disney’s mishandling of the muppets
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@HatmanGetsPaid I couldn't get over how long they sat at the traffic light lmao
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They just built a different way to sit in traffic. These morons could've lit all the money it took to build this on fire and it would've been just as useful to society
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt
Here is the brand new Boring Company Vegas Loop – Westgate Station tunnel that just opened. Source: @casinocompwallet/video/7462886218632727854?_r=1&_t=ZT-8tJWaceIZd0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@casinocompwal…
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Not to flex, but I made it back to Milwaukee with all four wheels 💅🏾
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"Racism exists. Always has always will, unfortunately. it's a disaster. But what America has become: it's rich people against poor people. And I wish people would understand that politicians do a good job of making us fight w/ each other, but it's rich people against poor people"
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing
"I think both parties suck. But I think they do a really good job of making us not like each other…I wish people would understand that politicians do a good job of making us fight with each other." - Charles Barkley
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The thing that's ignored when people say they don't want games decided by the elements is that both teams are playing in those elements, and those teams are still what's deciding the outcome.
Also, a 95-degree, humid day is an element too.
Myron Medcalf@MedcalfByESPN
I don’t want the playoffs to be decided by the elements.
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The obsession with every single game having to look hyper realistic is a mental illness.
☆オードリーAudrey☆@aitaikimochi
Thinking about The Legend of Zelda with Nintendo Switch 2 power and graphics potential, DO YOU SEE THE VISION 🥹
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Cars shouldn’t have touch screens they should have buttons and dials
erika@yeeeerika
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
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Don’t forget: our annual Bingo Secret Santa is this Wednesday!! We’ll be opening gifts and playing a couple rounds of bingo! Let me know if you’re playing!
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