crystal⋆˚✿˖° 😽

never again, but maybe like one more time if they text.

@CarribeanFunk @percablunt Thats so real lmao, for me I dont like the way it rubs near my neck so putting it under my armpit keeps the pressure on my stomach

@crystopherbang @percablunt Thats so interesting!!! Seatbelts make me uncomfortable cuz of the pressure against my collar/chest so whenever i do have to wear it i would put the shoulder part behind me instead lol

Can’t believe walker is a wear a seatbelt in a coach bus type of guy

@CarribeanFunk @percablunt yes it issss my parents told us to wear it like that when we were younger and smaller and I've been wearing it like that ever since

@percablunt Literally lmfao like😭 there’s no way that’s even comfortable

@979899s Id bite the chicken and open with both hands???

do people not do this when they don't have a free hand or

@jacksfatboner As a student, both will ruin your life😔

part of being an adult is realising you can stay up as late as you want the sequel to this is realising you can also go to sleep as early as you want

@onlysammms Got this then lost it soooo🥀

a calm and emotionally available nerd who wears glasses and has to bend down to hear me will save me

@jacksfatboner this is giving Charlie from perks of being a wallflower

yeah sure man what the hell, go wild

@cyticalis Now that you're putting all those names together I'm realizing he has so many movies ending in guy or man

i feel like for the gray man, the nice guys, and the fall guy i want sequels but not for project hail mary, I don't want sequels to phm . I'm so afraid of the sequel fumbling the bag do you understand what i mean

yess girl avoid talking to people at all costs! who needs friends anyways

Hey bro ik ur stalking my twt can we start over

@nippleSukerr @c4nnibalkatz I feel like fresh skin hurts more tho so I keep cutting over the same patch😭😭😭

@c4nnibalkatz IT HURTS IT HURTS

Friendly reminder to never cut over scars

@teIenovias I need every angle of every scene

7 hour project hail mary cut isn’t even a director’s cut anymore. give me the initial editor cut.

@fryspati Girlll ur ruining our reputation

Texting the guy I’ve blocked 3 times because I’m bored

@slut4ghostie what a heavenly way to dieee

and if the project hail mary bus crashes into ussssss

@strawariberri I'm glad this is the kinda stuff my brain stores in its long term memory

pattern recognition test

@aur0rial Ok ik the point is the joke but drink a huuuuge mouthful of water and swallow it in as many swallows as you can and it'll be gone when you finish that mouthful of water

ive had the hiccups for literally 30 minutes and so to cope im imagining grace with the hiccups and rocky freaking out like "what the fuck is happening question"

I’m the type of person to get surprised when u don’t respond to my dry ass message

@prayeroflamb deadass asked if I should beat his friends up for him (I'm a girl)

want me to kill them for you?? (flirting)

@sen_ebooks Went through the trouble of dubbing just to speak absolute bs

has anyone talked about how in project hail mary when grace meets the crew for the first time, the audio of yao speaking to stratt in chinese is 1) obviously dubbed in and doesn't match their mouths at all, and also 2) borderline unintelligible