clytemnestra's scribe

Kamala Harris in 2003 then Doug Emhoff in 2013—like idk man they’re a walking fanfic.

@desolatist from the same author who wrote Wicked.

praying that they don’t even think about writing anything like “cinderella was actually the villain & we only saw her as good because it was from her perspective”

@TheView @CoryBooker If he can disavow his bestie Kushner then I’d believe him.

Sen. @corybooker on whether he thinks Democrats are doing enough to counter Pres. Trump's agenda: "There is an urgency for us in this moment to renew the hope and the sense and the promise of America."

@DiscordAddamsX You were told in 2016 and 2024 but 89M of you fuckwads couldn’t be bothered. Now you want an easy fix right fucking now? Fuck off.

We’re beyond a tipping point and democrats are really like “we’ll get him in 2029” Baby there ain’t gonna be a 2029 at this rate.

@katewright38 @DiscordAddamsX Dumbass.

@DiscordAddamsX Democrats are republican lites and I’m so sick and tired of them.

@Aurist @DiscordAddamsX Well, congratulations on getting the president you wanted then. Great job saving everyone!

@DiscordAddamsX yea unfortunately when genocide wasn't a red line for the Democrats we knew there are no red lines for them.

@Alex_Roarty What else is she supposed to cite? The number of times he voted for Susan Collins? That sentient toilet brush yall picked up in a public toilet is pure Nazi garbage.

Janet Mills is out with a new ad today, again attacking Graham Platner’s online history. It’s further confirmation that her campaign plans to aggressively litigate his past all the way through the June primary notus.org/2026-election/…

@BDSMSIX How are they not punching them off their chest like that? Jfc…

jesus christ yall go through shit like that??? straight/bi women im so sorry oh my god

Newsom is mad Kamala didn't get out of the way(run for gov of CA) so he could run for president in 2028. That's it!

All Raggedy Ann had to do was apologize to that child with the forty-thousand dollar purse, but nooooo…

Notice how sleazy Gavin Newsom says something fucked up about Kamala Harris then his social media team will post nicely about her right after. That’s some slimy raggedy bitch shit. Yall wonder why they can’t be friends? He’s a temu Getty Regina George with a bad chemical peel.

@Yomiks1902 So…she’s like the new lesbian Kid Rock?

I knew her uncle was a maga congressman but damn she rich rich fr. The irony of her fans coming for the poor girl calling her an entitled spoilt brat just for it to be revealed she's been faking her trailer park background

gardenias and peonies

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@blankslate2017 Whatever drugs you’re on, I do not want it.

Best statement any Dem has made on Israel in years.

@JDCocchiarella Oh, but he reveres Israel. Alright.

🚨 Gavin Newsom first told me back in December he would never take money from AIPAC in a future campaign

@alexbkane I’ve seen five year olds with more consistency in the shit that comes out of their mouths and asses than this fucking guy.

Governor Gavin Newsom says he regrets using the term apartheid in relation to Israel, and says he used it the same way Tom Friedman does--as a term that describes where Israel is heading under Netanyahu, not a term describing the current reality. politico.com/news/magazine/…

@jmart @GavinNewsom @politicoca Oh, so it’s Blame a Black Woman Day for Gavin Newsom again, huh? It’s really hard for that mediocre white man to do anything on his own, huh? He always expects someone else to make shit easier for him and clean up his mess. God forbid he be productive and actually do something.

BONUS material from my chat w @GavinNewsom - my write-up in @politicoca Playbook this am on who he faults for the Dem pile-up in the gov race "The biggest challenge now in the governor's race in California, I would argue for a lot of races, is so much of our politics is just 24-7 Trump," he told me. Plus, Newsom said, his response last year to Trump's gerrymandering push had also consumed considerable oxygen. "So much attention was placed on what we were doing in that space, etc, it's been hard for candidates for governor to get a lot of space and free press. So you have this condensed period of time with a lot of candidates." This all would've been moot, I noted, had former Vice President and California's own Kamala Harris not last summer begged off a gubernatorial bid. "That's what everyone waited for, they waited for Kamala to jump in and then everyone expected [Sen. Alex] Padilla to run," Newsom said. But in November, Padilla said he, also, wouldn't seek the governorship. "So you combine what I just said with those two critical proof points, it created a big, you know, just a lot of chill and a lot of delay for what otherwise would be a campaign that would've been more organic for the last year, year and a half," Newsom said. Notably, the governor made certain to add that Harris and subsequently Padilla had very much been expected to run. "Overwhelmingly, people were surprised by both," Newsom said of their thumbs-down decisions. Translation: Kamala and Alex would've cleared the field, sparing me of this mess! politico.com/newsletters/ca…

@Polymarket Then why don’t his royal supreme stupid bitch ass go fuckin fight Iran himself?

BREAKING: Saudi Crown Prince reportedly pushing Trump to continue the operation against Iran, calling it a “historic opportunity” to remake the Middle East.

@Breaking911 Who controls all 3 branches of government? Who refused to fund TSA? Bitch, fuck off.

🚨 BREAKING: Delta Air Lines has suspended its special desk service for members of Congress until the Democratic shutdown of the Department of Homeland Security is resolved.

@GavinNewsom Yeah, you look and sound like a psychopath. Did you need this particular validation?

For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?