CHRIS SANTAMARIA💚🧡

If you ain't got no check for me don't check for me, respectfully

@NM5WRLD Hard as concrete sometimes but yeah

My girlfriend says it never happened. Anyone remember buying a piece of bubble gum for a penny and the waxy wrapper had a comic printed inside😅

@TorreySmithWR TDS

The bar is in hell when it comes to Standards for the President. It's wild. I've lost plenty of opportunities for not even being in the same atmosphere as his thoughts.

@jemelehill TDS

So when a certain someone dies, then it’s all good if we keep this same energy?

@thatdudereece96 @tezah__ Exactly Thats how slow WRs beat Faster CBs leverage!

@tezah__ Devonta stacked him, that’s getting behind the defender and using leverage to stay ahead. At that point, you don’t need to run full speed 90% is usually cool If you peep, at the end when he’s tracking the ball, he separates a little further away from speed, that’s the extra 10%.

How in gods name is ishowspeed step for step with Devonta Smith

We had to smoke out of soda cans with screens from a sink faucet and blow into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets so Gen Z could hit a weed pen at Target

@AmericanGadfly2 @pequod286 @xevekiah Woman got all the instincts until its time to pick a father for they baby

My point wasnt she shouldnt have got off the elevator. If she felt unsafe she for sure should have. Firm believer in instincts. Its the "Men, pay attention to your actions" tweet thats being seen by thousands of people I take issue with. The guy, based on her story, did nothing wrong except hit the wrong button on an elevator. Maybe he had ulterior motives. Maybe not. No purposeful action that she described is an action men ought not do.

men please think about your actions. A few nights ago I got in the hotel elevator and hit 7 and this massive man got on and hit 6 and then when it opened on 6 the doors opened and he said “actually on 7” and then using my true crime training i waited till the last second and jumped out on 6 and said “actually im on 6” and he shouted “what you are on six?” But the door closed. So I ran down the stairs to 5 to avoid him then texted my partner to come get me.

@RightSideUp5000 @unclelukereal1 Facts He gonna take all that donation money and be gone Watch ⌚️ ⏱️

@unclelukereal1 Give it a rest bro. Just enjoy the game. Nobody takes you seriously as a politician.

Tonight it’s USA vs Venezuela in the World Baseball Classic championship, and Americans will be cheering for their favorite Venezuelan players. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is pushing the Supreme Court to remove Venezuelans and Haitians from this country. You can’t celebrate them on the field and reject them in real life. — Luther Campbell for Congress

@unclelukereal1 TDS

I feel so bad for Team Italy. They gave it everything they had and now they all have to go back to living in New Jersey. Just horrible.

Iran has reportedly kidnapped the families of the Iranian women’s soccer team members who requested asylum & the women are now abandoning those claims and returning to the country to face torture or death. No prominent left wing American women’s soccer players have said a word.

@hy_wemmy Congrats on being the average dude 👏

As a woman who pays all of her bills on her own, please don’t approach me preaching 50/50. I have already proven I can do everything by myself……partnership should add value, not duplicate my load.

@mikedeportes Can't just pitch around usa lineup either Ill always take better pitching over hitting 🇺🇸

Paul Skenes is a superstar, that’s true. He’s taken over MLB and deserves all the credit. But it’s not the same facing lineups where you only have to worry about one or two big hitters, compared to facing a lineup where you practically have to be careful with nine stars. Imagine the headache for a pitcher thinking: “Let me pitch carefully to Fernando Tatis Jr.… wait, but Ketel Marte is coming up next. Then there’s Juan Soto… after that Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Then Manny Machado, then Junior Caminero… and the lineup just keeps going.” That kind of lineup gives any pitcher a nightmare. #VoyAlMio #WorldBaseballClassic ⚾🔥

@HawkEmDownChris Derek Lee

Age yourself by naming an MLB first baseman you grew up watching. I’ll start: Albert Pujols.

@TorreySmithWR TDS

The president communicates and behaves like a kid on the game playing Call of Duty. Real people are dying. Innocent people included. It's not a game.

@itsquizo @Underrated_Dom @LeVeonBell Like Google ain't free Crazy

@Underrated_Dom @LeVeonBell “Kobe was losing”

if you got anything negative to say about Bam Adebayo dropping 83 POINTS, your a hater, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart .. who cares how many free throws he shot?? you still gotta MAKE the free throws and he can’t help he’s being fouled .. wtf

If men like Luka Doncic and Dak Prescott can’t keep their wives happy it’s over for all of us. I think we’ve reached a point in society where women are just never pleased

@AlifeofSaturday @HanaHoops In a street fight sure In a actual Ring? nfl players would literally look like bozos in the ring it would be bad for the sport

You are indeed exaggerating. Wanting it to happen versus it actually happening…different. If this is a boxing match, which it seems like it is, none of the NFL players stand a chance. Regardless of what your opinion of Paul is, this dude trains/spars/boxes daily. This is now his craft. Boxing is a skill. And while everyone has a puncher’s chance, I’d always bet on the one who actually boxes.

I’m not even exaggerating Myles Garrett would put this man in an actual coma

@HanaHoops In a street fight sure In a ring he'd probably look like a bozo If we are being honest

@mrmikeMTL Called on that house phone and hoped they answered 🤞

People who were teenagers before social media existed, How did you communicate with your friends?

@Emma_Delano We ain't that lucky

she’s a 10 but she’s right wing… now what