C. S. Cooper

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C. S. Cooper

@cscooperau

Indie author and software engineer!

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Australian working class voter: I’m mad about the current rate of migration and will vote One Nation to stop it. Kos: So you’re concerned about climate change and neoliberalism. Australian working class voter: The Bondi terrorist attack was terrifying. I’m voting One Nation to stop Islamic extremism. Kos: So you want to tax the gas companies. Australian working class: I don’t like the way Australia is changing. Politicians celebrate multicultural holidays but don’t even bother to mention Australia Day and Easter. I feel like they don’t like me and my values. Kos: So you want Labor to move to the left. Australian working class: I feel culturally alienated by mass demographic change and feel like a stranger in my own country. I’m voting One Nation because I don’t want to become a minority. Kos: So you want to reopen the car factories
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Hobbit Memes@HobbitMemes_·
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A rabbi, a Hindu priest, and Keir Starmer went on a hike... Night fell and they were exhausted. The hotel on the map was nowhere to be seen. They knocked on the door of a farm and asked if they could spend the night. The farmer said, “Of course, but I only have a small room with two beds. One of you will have to sleep in the barn.” The Hindu priest said, “I need no material comforts. I will gladly take the barn.” The rabbi and Keir Starmer were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the Hindu priest standing there. “So sorry, my friends, but there is a cow in the barn, and I cannot sleep beside such a holy animal.” The rabbi said, “No problem, my brother. I’ll take the barn. The Hindu priest and Keir Starmer were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the rabbi standing there. “So sorry, my friends, but there’s a pig in the barn, and I can’t sleep beside such a filthy animal.” Keir Starmer said, “OK, let it be remembered that I sacrificed my comfort for the greater good.” The rabbi and the Hindu priest were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the pig and the cow standing there.
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Sama Hoole
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
Let's check in on Gerald, who is diverting food from starving children. 6:00am - Gerald ate grass. The grass grew on a 40-acre clay slope that has been permanent pasture since 1763 and cannot grow human food. The starving children situation was not affected by the grass. 7:30am - Gerald ate some hedge browsings. Hawthorn and field maple trimmings from the east boundary. Not on any nutrition label. Cannot be processed into human food. Gerald ate them. The hedge now needs less management. Gerald charged nothing. 10:00am - Gerald ate some brewers' grain. This is what is left after barley has been used to make beer. It is spent. The sugars are gone. The protein remains, but in a form that is nutritionally marginal for humans. The options for this material are: Gerald, biogas, or landfill. Gerald ate it and is turning it into beef. 12:00pm - Gerald ate silage. Silage is fermented grass. The grass came from the same field it always comes from. The field cannot grow crops. The silage cannot go to Ethiopia. Silage requires a rumen. 2:00pm - Gerald ate more grass. Gerald has now been eating things that cannot feed humans for eight consecutive hours. At no point today did Gerald intercept a food supply. At no point today did Gerald remove calories from the human food system. At every point today, Gerald was converting materials that are nutritionally useless to humans into beef, B12, zinc, iron, creatine, heme iron, and fat-soluble vitamins. The beef will go to the abattoir. The beef will go to the supermarket. The beef will go to families in Ledbury and Bristol and Wolverhampton. Gerald is the only system that connects these waste materials to human nutrition. Gerald does not know about Ethiopia. Gerald does not know about the global food system. Gerald is in the south corner. Gerald is converting the unconvertible. You're welcome.
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Beau Dade
Beau Dade@HistoryBro1·
Don't think of the Jurassic Park theme tune. No, I said don't think of it. It's too late, isn't it... You're thinking of it, aren't you. You're welcome. N'night!
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C. S. Cooper@cscooperau·
@HistoryBro1 Good luck getting this theme song out of your head. It will be in your head for weeks, or till you're dead.
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Beau Dade@HistoryBro1·
@cscooperau Yep... No, yeah, yep, you're right, uhuh, uhuh... Yes.
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Curiosity
Curiosity@CuriosityonX·
Clearest image ever taken of planet Mercury
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Astropics@astropics·
A rare iridescent cloud
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