Chris Thomas

It’s “yeah I played against him in high school he was filthy” season

Taking a tour of my local equinox and I see their workers are using MacBooks… #fade?

Experiencing DRTF- diminishing returns to train fares (on a relative basis)

Almost impossible to eat an apple without making a couple wise cracks

If the zipper isn’t YKK, I don’t want the pants!

Speed limits should fluctuate with inflation

Please don’t make me decide

Slight dehydration and lack of sleep more maximum clarity

Look the other way from cybertrucks to not give them the satisfaction

Leveraging AI to develop innovative solutions

Pocket watching state governments based on the condition of their highways

Talking on the phone with people who are on the street in NYC is peak frustration

Too much country music will make you unmotivated and indifferent

Anyone know what to do when you have a structured settlement and need cash now?

Have to appreciate when someone puts a lil pep in their step when crossing in front of ur car

Can’t believe I forgot to get merch from the Boston Marathon. All that work and nothing to show for it

Only a few more uncomfortable feelings than someone showing you a “funny” video on their phone

This has to be the most unserious car ever produced

Charley Crockett top 5 coolest cats of all time

Watching film rn (reading through my past tweets)

Been having a recurring dream that I can’t dunk anymore… might need to hit the lab to make sure daddy’s still got it!