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@ctoMortymas

Mortymas is my attempt at surviving Christmas and trust me, it’s never simple with grandpa Rick!

Katılım Kasım 2012
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MORTYMAS@ctoMortymas·
What's Mortymas, you ask? Well, it's like Christmas, but with 200% more interdimensional weirdness and 50% less of that annoying jingle bell noise. In Mortymas, we celebrate by having the biggest, most chaotic snowball fight across dimensions. And trust me, if you've seen a regular snowball fight, you haven't seen anything until you've dodged a snowball that's also a portal to another universe. And the best part? We've got snowmen, but these aren't your grandpa's Frosty. These snowmen are built with portal guns, so they might just transport you to a beach in the middle of a snowball hit. Burp Festive, right? So, grab your portal guns, your thickest lab coats, and let's make Mortymas a tradition. Because why stick to the same old holiday when you can have one that's out of this world? Remember, in Mortymas, the only thing we're unwrapping is new dimensions of fun. And maybe some actual presents if Morty doesn't screw it up this year. See you in the snow, or should I say, see you on the other side of a snowball portal. Burp Happy Mortymas, you miserable sacks of flesh! Let's make this holiday one for the history books... or at least for the Council of Ricks' records. CA : FdDAoxznFFpKLHMVMZU7V4Rp1v3NciBK1KTpVZB6pump TG Link : t.me/ctoMORTYMAS
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MORTYMAS@ctoMortymas·
Uh, hey, I’m Morty. I’m the guy who gets dragged into all sorts of insane, interdimensional chaos by my grandpa Rick. Mortymas is my attempt at surviving Christmas and trust me, it’s never simple. Imagine trying to have a normal holiday while portals, exploding gifts, and weird timelines keep ruining everything. It’s pretty much my life. But hey, if you like chaos and a whole lot of confusion, you’re in the right place. Welcome to Mortymas, I guess? CA : FdDAoxznFFpKLHMVMZU7V4Rp1v3NciBK1KTpVZB6pump TG Link : t.me/ctoMORTYMAS X Link : x.com/ctoMortymas Website Link : mortymas.xyz
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MORTYMAS@ctoMortymas·
Rick, didn't you h-hear we just launched our official website for Mortymas! Check it out here, while we finish wrapping these gifts in time for Mortymas for our interdimensional human friends! 🌌 mortymas.xyz
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MORTYMAS@ctoMortymas·
🎄Mortymas world tour starts now. 🎄 First stop Hawaii 🌸🎅🏻 Join us in the TG to continue his world tour and reach 1M MC t.me/ctoMORTYMAS
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MORTYMAS@ctoMortymas·
wait till Rick see’s this on our next adventure
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MORTYMAS@ctoMortymas·
Uh, hey, I’m Morty. I’m the guy who gets dragged into all sorts of insane, interdimensional chaos by my grandpa Rick. Mortymas is my attempt at surviving Christmas and trust me, it’s never simple. Ca: FdDAoxznFFpKLHMVMZU7V4Rp1v3NciBK1KTpVZB6pump TG: t.me/ctoMORTYMAS
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