Joy 🌞

Employee # P/F 122211 "Joy"

We are not friends. And if you're unwilling to lend a hand, you can keep your criticisms to yourself

@atallmister Ah... So it was mere hyperbole. Good to know. I won't have to write a memo about this after all.

@ctrldburn He's fine by himself, but I'm getting sick of his stupid ass Elsen's. If I were to follow through with this, (which I won't, the Queen would have my ass), I'd deliver him birdseed or something.

Are you feuding with guardian Japhet? I'll put this in my report so we can make preparations.

@realgoodatmyjob (( I don't seem to get those on my more active account so maybe I just need to follow more people. Shame there are so few OFF accounts.

(( is there a way I can get this freakin website to stop recommending me strangers' posts. it's always the most chronically online nonsense I've ever seen.

@PilotConfinium "Is that so?" She assumes if he was lying, he'd have come up with something less outlandish. "...even if such lands do lie outside our Zones, they're no concern of mine as long as they don't interfere with my work. I assume you don't intend to do that... yes?"

@ctrldburn (2) "I know I can't prove to you that I didn't forge my documents, but I'm telling the truth."

@PilotConfinium I don't recognize you. May I see your employee ID?

@elsen103 You say that as if there's anything else.

@ctrldburn Right… it’s all work with you.

Are you kidding me

(( roonienoonie.tumblr.com/post/791587014… if you want your own!

(( art of Joy I got from my friend Ran :) she's so knifecat

@PilotConfinium "Hm. That sounds like a grand distraction. Everybody knows nothing exists beyond the zones. The greatest danger to us exists within. Incompetence, distraction, corruption..." She leans in a little closer. "Which guardian put you up to this?"

@ctrldburn Flustered, he puts the ID back. "I, uhh… I mean-- To defend the zones against all enemies, foreign and domestic," he quotes diligently, standing straight. "...My apologies if this ID isn't valid in your zone, I did not end up here of my own volition."

"Do you belive you could do a better job? You're quite welcome to crawl inside and try."

The corner of her mouth twitches. "You say that as if it's an easy problem to resolve!"

@PilotConfinium Joy takes it to examine, frowning slightly. "We have an air corps? Whatever for?"

@ctrldburn "Sure thing uhh, is this a civilian security checkpoint? Here you go," Pilot fishes his Air Corps Officer’s ID Card out of an inner pocket of his uniform and holds it up for the other elsen to see.

@MARCH4ND Good afternoon, merchant. Take care near the vents, we've been having issues with spectres in the HVAC system.

Be sure to have all your belongings organized before the dormitory cleaning today. Anything out of place will be disposed of.

don’t ask me how the sugar’s made, i don’t know

@1f_day Our jobs are risky enough. There is no sense in making them more dangerous unnecessarily. [she reaches out to poke his forehead. the gesture might be playful, it's hard to tell with her neutral expression] We all have to survive for the good of the Zones.

@ctrldburn I understand. Apologies.

Ohhfjjg evrythinng hurt.s/