@dannykellywords Hat so far round the head it’s dropped to the floor!
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Colin Turner
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Colin Turner
@cturner555
Quite tall, somewhat bald and often covered in sawdust as the founder of @timbertwist - hand crafted items made with reclaimed, reused & sustainable wood.
Katılım Ocak 2012
44 Takip Edilen93 Takipçiler
@wombat37 @AlexaDWilson Perish in the sun and shatter with no warning into a blizzard of deadly shards. Wood every time for me.
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Very excited about taking a stall at the East Finchley festival next Sunday 19th 😀
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@mattleys @AlexaDWilson Ah, but now you can convert yourself from an analogue idiot into a modern digital idiot.
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Fuck sake, I still don't understand what an NFT is and even Mr Bean does
Mr Bean@MrBean
@MrBean is taking his first steps into the #Metaverse…👀 We are excited to announce that a collection of 3,333 Mr Bean NFTs will be purchasable from May 25th on the Ethereum blockchain in partnership with @fomo_lab. Visit @yahoofinance to read more👇 finance.yahoo.com/news/fomo-lab-…
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@AlexaDWilson @mattleys I can think of no better way to spend it.
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@cturner555 @mattleys So I could re-invest my fraction of a bitcoin in one of Matt's tweets?
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@mattleys @AlexaDWilson 7. Your current idiot thinks they own your shit tweet, but it’s actually got no legal standing in any meaningful way.
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@mattleys @AlexaDWilson 5. Your idiot will buy the shit tweet and you’ll get payment in your crypto account. Probably about a gazillionth of a bitcoin.
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@mattleys @AlexaDWilson 3. Again in the crypto platform offer your nft for sale.
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@mattleys @AlexaDWilson 2. Now set up an account on a platform like crypto.com. That will let you create an nft that is linked to your shit tweet.
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@mattleys @AlexaDWilson 1. Choose a digital thing. Say the url of your best ever tweet. Actually no, a shit old tweet you regret posting.
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@mattleys @AlexaDWilson It’s an attempt to record ownership of digital things like you can own a physical thing. Here’s a worked example.
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Reclaimed wood side table now available to order in a variety of styles from the timbertwist Etsy shop. instagram.com/p/Cc7anKeMMDA/…
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Prototyping an oak phone stand. I need to test it on a few non-iPhone models then I’ll run off a batch for sale. instagram.com/p/Cc0V5b8Ma26/…
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The table saw that's been away for repair comes home today, and we'll be celebrating with a rip fence upgrade and a pimped up mitre gauge track. Party time.
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Mahogany ballpoint pens in a selection of styles. Available to buy now in the timbertwist etsy shop. instagram.com/p/CbiWOr-MO76/…
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A small oak trinket box, cut from a scrap saved from the recycling bag. On sale now in the timbertwist etsy shop. instagram.com/p/CbIRRchMVhC/…
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