Steve Anderson

Altered jersey of the night.

Win the fan vote by over 50k, but OutKast gets in. Yeah, big fuck you to the @rockhall

Same

I can put the duvet cover on by myself, and can do so twice as quickly as when my wife helps @dan_bernstein @670TheScore

This is a Hitler-screaming-in-his-bunker-at-generals level of lunacy

Can Rizzo play third?

Dean interviewing Katy Perry while still donning his apron was epic! @marcusleshock @WGNNews

Like, by hand?

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahajjajajajahahahhahahahah what

Here ya go, ⁦@marcusleshock⁩😊 facebook.com/reel/115103253…?

RIP Dick Jauron. I’ll never forget freezing my ass off at this game. Lions vs Bears 2002 Week 12 youtu.be/I8G_7ks2mGE?si… via @YouTube

Weird Al is playing Ravinia in June.

“They switched the samples!”

I really hope #MAGA is ready for the huge dose of Fuck Around & Find Out they’re gonna get, cuz the dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed. If this is my last tweet, Fuck you, Elon.

Happy 30th Anniversary (a couple days early) of Phish playing their first ever show at Madison Square Garden, where they start a 4-night run tonight, bringing their total to 87 shows at MSG.

Madison Square Garden is now an open-air venue cuz Phish just tore the roof off that motherfucker. #Phish #YEMSG

@JennyJohnsonHi5 The Human Centipede.

What’s the most fucked up movie you’ve ever seen?

Saving this one for a Bears meme in six years. Go to town, @RamblinGrimace

Why do I fucking have to block Donald Trump Jr? And Jake Paul? I hate both of those assholes and don’t follow either, but they’re in my timeline? Fuck this site.

This Illini win helps a bit🔶🔷🔷🔶