The Cuda

@anon_opin *coughs* the zip is relatively modern. Buttons are the OG

Come the revolution, whoever decided to put button flies, rather than a zip, on my trousers will be first against the wall.

@anon_opin I had one for ‘buckets’ today… I got it wrong but I am adamant that one of the choices was in fact, a jug

When those Google Captcha things ask you to find all the motorbikes, about half the time they show you a picture of a moped, which is technically incorrect.

@JayVtid Agreed - no need to moan just because it’s absolutely awful 😜

Not even a week after we've won a European trophy and Villa fans have already found something to complain about. 😂 As with most kits, they tend to be a lot better when you get your hands on them. Wait before you rate. 👍🏼

@TyBracey McGinn Buendia Ice Man Midfield eviscerated overnight 9

End of season review: 🥇 Player of the season: 💪 Most improved: 👏 Unsung hero: 👎 Biggest disappointment: 🔢 Rate the season out of 10: #AVFC

@AVFC_News Papers have lost all their credibility with these twat headlines

Aston Villa final day stakes are high as £45.9m prize on line against Man City #avfc birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football…

@xapobankapp @TheVillaPolls @JUSTIN_AVFC_ @CocaCola WHAT ??!!

@TheVillaPolls @JUSTIN_AVFC_ We however do like a drink of @CocaCola 👀

I don’t think it’s Audi ? But let’s see

@DataMerchant22 28th of this month I’ve heard (unverified sources)

Does any Villa fan who is more in the know have any clue when our next Jersey is released. A lot of team’s releasing theirs now!

@1874TheLions 2 x solid signings, keeping Rogers, and being fortunate with injuries… every chance we’re in the conversaton

Can Villa genuinely challenge for the title next season?

The scary thing for the rest of the Premier League? Unai Emery clearly doesn’t see Aston Villa’s Europa League win as the finish line. He’s already talking about: • Champions League • Stadium expansion • Raising standards • Competing with City & Arsenal That mentality shift is exactly how elite clubs are built. Villa aren’t thinking like underdogs anymore. 💜💙 #AVFC

@J_Tanswell 😂😂😂

Unai Emery smiled at his press conference when asked about his starting XI for Sunday. “ I will try to be serious and get the best starting XI respecting the competition, but it’s not easy….Sorry but it’s not easy.” From what I hear, good luck predicting the team. #AVFC

@PatrickChristys You couldn't be more wrong. Decision was nothing to do with the club.

Not a lot of posts about Aston Villa winning the Europa League from a load of those ‘Villa fans’ who took to the streets to protest Jewish fans coming to Villa Park…

@samuelluckhurst Exhibit 1 in why you're a massive bellend

Wonder if it’s dawned on Uefa how much the dire format change has weighted the Europa League and Conference League in favour of English clubs. Premier League clubs have budgets to blow counterparts out of the water and Villa are blowing Freiburg away.

@AVFCOfficial 🎼… we even conquered Europe, one night in Istanbul… 🎵 Absolutely amazing!!!! #UTV

44 YEARS IN THE MAKING. 🏆

Manifesting that wonderful feeling from this glorious day!! It’s been far too long!! Let’s do this!! 💪🏼🏆🦁 #UTV #AVFC

@natsiobhan_ Forest's shop must have loads left - have you tried them? 😎

😍😍😍😍 (they had no europa league badges left in the store)

An absolutely cracking interview with Unai - one that might fly under the table due to it being in Spanish (has English subtitles) Well worth a listen/read #AVFC #UTV youtu.be/K6fPb7ENRbA?si…

@Jw_Av04 The fact they had hope before being relegated would make it even sweeter

I still believe West Ham beat Leeds and Spurs lose both 😂

@TotalVilla_ @TheRealBozza Bozza was awesome - couldn’t kick to save his life but could pull off some amazing saves Emi however - is on a different level

If you asked most Aston Villa fans pre Emi Martinez, who our best goalkeeper of all-time was, I feel that Mark Bosnich would be the most popular answer. For context, I was born a few weeks after @TheRealBozza left the club. For those who’ve seen both, who was best? 🤔 #avfc

@WhatTheForkAVFC HOLY SHIT!!! ×××

OH MY GOD!!!!!! 18 just walked into tesco before he started his shift and met the greatest man to ever exist. I’ve never been so jealous in my life.

@theavfcfaithful Tranmere & Inter shootouts

Favourite memories of the North Stand? #avfc

@xGPhilosophy @goshebang 🏆 #FairPlayAward 👏🏼😂

Congratulations to Aston Villa for qualifying for the Champions League