Bearer of the Curse

@GBBranstetter With enough NASA funding we can fix this

@who_shot_jgr I think this is the "main line" mostly by way of 30% of the population living on it

seems a bit presumptuous to call it "the main train line" though?

Not trying to be a Maintenance Phase reply guy but I do suspect that we trans women all do love Steely Dan.

@she_demon_envy Who do you think got them pregnant . . .

men making songs about being in love with the shy girl is great and all but they should start making more songs about being in love with the mailman

@duckbldg "Quarrel sir? No sir!" "If you do I am for you, I serve as good a phone as you."

@duckbldg Wizardposting is alive and well on Tumblr

This is still the best timtom ever made.

@she_demon_envy @OdysseyEB I'm glad you spared us this horrid date . . .

i'm so sorry to all the amazing queer people that were at the incredible @OdysseyEB show at everfree, i really tried but i could not stop farting. bless

@duckbldg Moved to PA and was horrified to discover that the hot&spicy is an opt-in . . . Not a single location in the area has them.

Today is septidi 27 Messidor in the year of the Republic CCXXXI, celebrating garlic.

@RottenInDenmark "trans people are part of my family" My (trans) brother (trans) was 1000% convinced you were trans. I had to string together some bread crumbs of co-hosts referring to your childhood.

@RosemaryMosco @SailorShrimpp Recently learned that Bald Hornets are in fact aerial yellowjackets!

One of my oldest comics is going around. A gentle attempt to poke fun at English common names.

@RottenInDenmark I work in an almost entirely remote department (me and two others in office because we need to handle physical objects) and one of the BIGGEST advantages doesn't get talked about. Remote work means they can hire extremely good talent without moving them.

@travis_view *Solid Snake Voice* "the Ped-ah-phil-lee-ay?"

Real lyric from "QAnon: The Musical" There will come a day When things will go our way When the righteous will seize the day When evil will dissipate Where kids can go and play Safe from ped-ah-phil-lee-ay Make the world a better place Join QAnon today

@RottenInDenmark I didn't know you did videos, where will this be published?

@ebplais @ArmyStrang Increasingly not. Our 2008 Prius has most of all of these computerized in some way, as does my dad's late 2010s Ford Transit Connect, which also has a lot of strange electrical faults and battery recovery issues

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