The Don, CPA.

He likes this movie. Put Cynthia Erivo in.

Cant do this in Iran, Liberals. Enjoy your freedom. #proudzionist

Oi Vey!

Without the earth, there would be no babes. Shoutout babes, shoutout earth.

Ball up top

Talk about it

Hand in pants. Masters on. This is March.

My buddies ditched me last night, ended up convincing the Lyft driver to come drink with me #stripeshow

Got ready in the dark. Now I’m walking around with a fucking V-neck tee. #imsuchafaggot

How many obnoxiously large women would have to aggressively hit on you before you think somebody’s fucking with you #expand

Watching the microwave spin. I feel like a cuck. Put me in coach. #imfuckingexpanding #catsbackinthebag

If you’re not on a first name basis with Rick Ross, don’t talk to me. #thecatsoutofthebagandthebagisexpanding

Not washing my sack until I reach peak gnarly scratch and sniff. Will keep you updated. #closeyoursnatch #taken #catsoutofthebag

Been on a roll lately. Definitely deserve a gobble. #whosgonnasuckmeoff

How often do Kangaroos pee? Working on a research project. #catsoutofthebag #whyarecatsgay

Just sneezed on my penis while taking a piss. Really makes you think about all those lives lost during Pearl Harbor. #catsoutofthebag

Who decided to put stalls around toilets? #lemmesee #catsoutofthebag

Got semen on my phone #ropes #catsoutofthebag

@its_The_Dr I’m tapping that either way

Do you think Britney Griner is a Guy?

Took an edible. Currently looking for my cat. #thecatsoutofthebag