Champaign Urbana Mass Transit District

to fight man spreading, we'll be installing a sentient ai on our buses that cuts off your dick if you take up too much of the seat,, thank you for your patience while we address this pressing topic

we've been seeing a lot of hipsters wearing doc martens as winter boots and would just like to announce that yall are gonna get frost bite this year for real

We want your opinion: What should we arm our drivers with to keep freshman behind the white line?

@PaceSuburbanBus wishes she was me

hewwo???? mr bus dwiver? are u thewe? i’m so cowld :,,(

today we learn: sometimes you should check the names and tweets of an account before @ ing it. some of us love chaos and having no affiliation to the cumtd

having a panic attack on one of our busses? don’t worry! the bus will start to get louder and smellier until you die!

Was your bus late? That’s okay, try this life hack, we call it “walking”