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@cup_mallow

White people be like "gotta help the minorities" while being 8% of world population.

Chickasaw, AL Katılım Ağustos 2017
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Richard Medhurst
Richard Medhurst@richimedhurst·
Israel and Iran potentially trading blows on each other's nuclear facilities and poisoning the region is yet another pretty obvious clue that points to Israel being America's base and not the other way around.
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Garbage Human
Garbage Human@GarbageHuman24·
You need not even ask⌚️
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SonnyBoy🇺🇸
SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024·
Chipotle announced they were having a buy one get one free deal between 3p-4p for a day. People started lining p around 2:00 to participate in the promotion. At about 2:40pm the manager at the Bronx chipotle shut down the store and did not open again until 4p. The manager then told the people who have been waiting in line for 2 hours that the promotion was over and they were not doing the buy one get one deal. What’s messed up is they knew they weren’t going to participate yet they did not tell anyone nor did they have a sign saying they weren’t doing it either. Since the kids have been waiting there patiently, shouldn’t they honor it anyways?
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Joey Mannarino 🇺🇸
Joey Mannarino 🇺🇸@JoeyMannarino·
If I eat breakfast super early in the morning and I really eat heavy, I’m really not hungry again until dinner. Why exactly is Ramadan seen as such a holy thing? It’s just overeating twice a day rather than eating three meals.
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SimpGeneral
SimpGeneral@cup_mallow·
@Rothmus whatever's in the water is giving gen z girls massive boobs but also turning gen z boys into fags
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SimpGeneral
SimpGeneral@cup_mallow·
@0xRiver8 Men's standards are even less. Don't be morbidly obese. Be nice to us.
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0xRiver
0xRiver@0xRiver8·
Women's standards for men: - above 6 ft - makes 7 figures + - above 145 IQ - in great shape men's standards for women: - don't be annoying - no eskimo bros in the friend group - genuinely caring + appreciative - be passionate about 1 thing other than scrolling tiktok
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SimpGeneral
SimpGeneral@cup_mallow·
@BrianAtlas they do it to get a response. she wants you to get mad and put her in her place. girls need drama at all times or they aren't happy.
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Brian Atlas
Brian Atlas@BrianAtlas·
Hate DM a girl sent me lol
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SimpGeneral
SimpGeneral@cup_mallow·
@SydneyLWatson it's non white so liberals love it, and gulf states have a lot of money to pay to spread islam.
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SimpGeneral@cup_mallow·
@Samxvirat literally all girls have to do is not get morbidly obese
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Louie
Louie@reallouiehuey·
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SimpGeneral@cup_mallow·
@mikromoons Why do you rip off tiny pieces and get the gloop all over your hand?
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Braeden
Braeden@BraedenSorbo·
People are stealing free hotel breakfasts by sneaking in, pretending to be guests, and posting it online. Now you know who to blame for when hotels stop offering complimentary breakfast
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