paul

today's the day I return to twitter

vivian paul 🤝 being annoying to noah

why isn't my phone camera as good as my eye? like. it's 2023 come on.

Birds are fucking incredible!!

I wish there were escape rooms at the airport. They're the best way to kill time!

Is Drake the Micheal Jackson of our generation?

Barbie is going to sweep the Oscars right?

@garbage__queen I also feel incredibly alone when I get those ads

Spotify has some nerve advertising Duo to me every 10 minutes…..you see my many yearning playlists and assume I have someone to share a Spotify subscription with? they should have a discount plan for lonely girls who only listen to the same 10 songs

snoopy is everywhere

What Hath God Wrought

"vegan leather" is the craziest way to day "plastic"

imagine rhyming bullfrog with bulldog

Bobby McFerrin whistled his way to the top

I can play the saxophone, but not nearly was well as John Coltrane

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

only bird people will get this

@supermetalx Nolan & Gerwig

bomb and potion

@vivianisvulgar *Me for 4 days surrounded by chickens

sorry i missed your message — i was outside having fun