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ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴀꜰꜰʟɪᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇɪɴᴏᴜꜱ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ; ᴍᴇᴛᴀᴄᴏɢɴɪᴛɪᴏɴ, ɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴇ?
Terra Pendulum Katılım Aralık 2009
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nobodys mad at me for saying this due to the advent of bluesky
caleb gamman@calebgamman
rian johnson has completely mastered the concept of a reversal and he uses this as frequently as possible to do jokes, which he doesn't understand
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I think the only thing that could truly radicalize me is if swing music became popular again
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@NateDuvall97420 @deadbeatdevil @makakiavelli2 I am sorry for your loss but the quarantine measures were in place to prevent more people like your grandfather from suffering the same fate
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@deadbeatdevil @makakiavelli2 Idk, hearing my grandpa struggle to breathe until he died while i was forced to quarantine was pretty traumatic.
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as a ~2020 essential worker~ the way ppl talk about this “quarantine” has always cracked me up. y'all were not held captive, you were at my job harassing me!
see u in hell💋@HOTGYALJEN
people who r excited for a potential lockdown r so weird 2 me. why would u wanna experience that shit again? the lockdown genuinely changed how humans interact wit one another & themselves.
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Personally I prefer my unusual adventures in the public library or grocery store
lux@paperssil
the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device
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This was a hard story to report.
At the morgue, the babies were brought in with their diapers and blankets and with their hospital ID bracelets still wrapped around their tiny ankles.
propublica.org/article/more-p…
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𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 retweetledi
it would be so cool to live in a civilization instead of a ponzi scheme
Aaron Bastani@AaronBastani
In an effort to enhance the prestige of vocational training, the Danish government is building 3 new Håndværkskollegiet (craft colleges). This one, in Herning, opened last year. It hosts up to 85 people at once, & specialises in masonry, carpentry, plumbing & metal. Stunning!
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How dare you make fun of her, her husband just died
Westside L.A. Guy@WestsideLAGuy
Courageous Hinge profile. Openly saying she’s a conservative & works for TPUSA. Gen Z is alright.
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Babies naturally gravitate towards “bo” sounds because they’re desperately trying to express how boring their lives are.
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This what those white families be up to the morning of the murder suicide
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I had a very good call with the cool and genius President Xi of China. He says, too many American jack off excessive, they goon, they stroke it for hours at a time. I say, I just watch the clips until my shits leaking then I beat it for 30 seconds an it goes off like a sprinkler,
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take 200 mg of 𝑨𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒍® every day and go into psychosis and start hitting and brandishing knives at people and breaking random objects in your house
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