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The second giveaway of the day from the shoot with Chelsea a few weeks back. Again courtesy of @nikefootball RT and follow me to enter! The shirt has been signed by first team players! Winner picked at random and announced in a few days. Good luck👊🏾

My son’s at The Bridge. Proud of him.

So we can create a covid vaccine in less than a year, but we can't figure out how to stop hayfever 😭😭😭

I love you with all my willy, I would say my heart but my willy is bigger 🤣 Happy vday everyone ❤️ #stolenquote #toogoodtonotshare

F*** this year

Someone has done in Carol here 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@wasfaaaa @@GaryLineker

@itskeyon Shrooms.

Fully behind what all these people are standing for but the second it becomes violent it’s not okay. Two wrongs don’t make a right 😒

Don’t forget to leave milk n cookies out tonight.

@Abrougall Get in the bin

Anyone that agrees with this is a certified nitty

Cant be the only one who thinks Friends has to be the most unfunny show

me choosing my outfit everyday

Trying to score a goal from a corner in FIFA 20:

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