Curtis Free

To clarify... I was referring to pens at a supercenter (NOT fountain pens)! 🖊️

Introducing acropalypse: a serious privacy vulnerability in the Google Pixel's inbuilt screenshot editing tool, Markup, enabling partial recovery of the original, unedited image data of a cropped and/or redacted screenshot. Huge thanks to @David3141593 for his help throughout!

@afblocker If I had to choose among only those, I'd go with [5]!

"Oh! Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way! What is fun? Riding a horse is better than a reindeer!" (Repeat x100000) --My Kiddo

*kiddo licks the grape jelly jar* Curtis: Don't lick the jelly!! K *closes his eyes*: Ayyyyymen C: I was asking you not to lick the jelly! Not to pray first! 🤣🤣

@hankgreen #TheMartian or #ProjectHailMary audiobooks!

Long drive…audiobook recommendations?

On Wednesday, Rep. Katie Porter broke down the U.S.'s bizarro reality where Pelotons are seemingly more regulated than guns

*In the middle of him asking loads of questions* Kid: Hold on just a second, I'm going to sing a song.

Pineapple corers are 100% worth buying if you love pineapple like the DF3 do!

How can you be white in America and not be in awe of the Black American lived experience and in admiration of our strength, courage, and fortitude? We and our ancestors are veterans of a war waged against us in our own country.

@LunaJBear @cassmannes I start with "PARTY" and "DISCO"! 🕺

Quite possibly the best sign I have seen before the day ends 😂

@LaurenEMorrill Wish I'd thought to pick up some before the big day!

On a cold night 12 years ago, we gathered with friends and family for an evening of ceremony, dining, and dancing. ♥️♥️ @rsngphoenix8, I would marry you again any day. I love you so much. Thank you for being you. Thank you for being with me. I'm so glad we have forever. ♥️♥️

@afblocker But it sure does taste good, right? 🥃

WOAH! 🤯

@afblocker It's such a good album!

@taeric That's what I was thinking. It's been years since I've done anything "visual" other than web.

What I'm finding, is that I really only know how to arrange graphical things using html.

Silly programming question. What tool do you reach for if you want to play with basic graphics? Basic in the "would have used canvas in Java" sense.

Happiest of birthdays to the charming and silly woman whom Matty and I are so blessed to call ours! We love you so much, @rsngphoenix8! ♥️♥️ (instagr.am/p/CVP7d_VL9pi/)

@momjeanjams I'm so sorry, Brittney. ♥️

Anyway, I know my mom is reading this. I’m sorry you’ll never know my son. I want to protect him from monsters who think like this.

Since my mom told me last night that my three year old son and I are both dead to her, partly because I’ve alluded to traumatizing behavior from my past, I figure she won’t mind if I go full out and let you all know what alt-right extremism leads to.