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Stoner of shedtwt🚯🧨💿🔪🍃
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𖥔 cw:170lbs/77kg bmi:32.8 gw:125 gbmi:24 𖥔 I block freely 𖥔 ednos
déjà rêvé KING Katılım Nisan 2025
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bro shit js falls into my lap and I smile
𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐭𝐰𝐭⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪@NekoNeo114
As a teen who gets drugs I don’t even fucking know
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@blackfemthanos @lalawhoopsy_ which one of them says "YES." every time jabber makes that joke
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@lalawhoopsy_ YES and most of them can get the joke but I think Fu would actually go 😰😰😰
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Me: sitting quietly in a tiny ramen shop.
Chef: Extra egg?
Me: Sure.
Chef nods with terrifying seriousness.
Friend: Congratulations.
Me: For what.
Friend: You've been chosen.
Me: By WHO.
Chef disappears into kitchen.
Entire staff suddenly start moving faster.
Me: Why did the atmosphere change.
Friend: You complimented the broth too sincerely.
Me: That's bad?
Friend: Now he must prove himself.
Me: This feels illegal.
Chef returns carrying a bowl that looks spiritually important.
Chef: Please.
Me: Why does this ramen have an aura.
Friend already taking photos: I've never seen him use that spoon before.
Me: WHAT SPOON?!
Old customer in corner whispers: "The dragon ladle..."
Me: absolutely not.
Chef watches silently while I take first bite.
long pause
Me: ...oh my God.
Chef closes eyes slowly like a warrior hearing good news from battle.
Random businessman starts clapping once.
Then the whole restaurant joins in.
Me: PLEASE STOP.
Friend wiping tears: He accepted you.
Me: IT'S NOODLES.
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@mmmollyking we're happy even tho its a bit rough sometimes. we've figured it out so far and no matter how tired we get, we still come back in the morning.
tbf we are very attached and have terrible separation anxiety when it comes to the other...
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@xo_Paranoia @charpimlan to be cringe and upsetting to the masses is to be happy and free
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pen so burnt its starting to have a melted gummy bear taste #wutdatmean #drugtwt
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@shokdotwav @stonedinurattic @riyover listening to music that matches my feelings helps me get through those feelings faster and smoother :3
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@stonedinurattic @riyover no but in all seriousness people forget how much music effects our brains😭 if you listen to only sad music you will stay constantly sad but if you listen to happy music for even a bit everyday your overall mood will start to improve
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