Grandmaster Beth

My greatest accomplishment was feeding a wild coyote pizza in Silverlake at 1 AM last week

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

How I’m feeling doesn’t matter, cause you know I’m okay

Find myself in things I hate

that night had opened my eyes, and I can never sleep again

Just accidentally opened my dishwasher mid wash with headphones on & I feel like I opened the door to two people mid fuck

I've never sen anything more accurate

me reading if u give a mouse a cookie:

The universe is an animal it grazes on the ordinary Creates infinite idiots just to eat them

I always get the last laugh

Mentally, I am always in The Realm

Your pride was huge, the sky is bigger

2026 the year I befriend a crow

How strange is it to be anything at all

Never met an Albariño I didn’t like

my attention span online is so trash now if you don’t start talking or doing whatever you’re tryna do within the first 3 seconds I am done watching

I love a toasty piece of bread that just obliterates the roof of my mouth

One thing about me I will sob over reading some fiction

“what you most want to find, will be found where you least want to look.”

I got little muscles now yall watch out im going to punch a hole through a wall