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SUN 10/30: @asabrinawu and @cv_the_computer Present the Second Best Night of Your Life! Featuring: ∙ @PileOfTears ∙ @estherfallick ∙ @riylanmills ∙ @freddie_shanel ∙ Edson Montenegro Limited Tickets Left! 🎟: bit.ly/3Sf19lt

if i were an animal in a nature doc i would do something a little crazy to get attention

@insolentbutler in CeraVe we trust

a lot of my boys aren’t experiencing testosterone induced acne .. that’s where i’ll bring some diversity to the transition table

train is experiencing delays because there’s an incredibly handsome man singing on the tracks… we’re all late but we’re not complaining 😏

at the formula 1 pit stop and trying to learn how to change a tire. they are mad at me.

my wife’s giving birth and i’m quietly whispering “please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️ ..please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️.. please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️.. please let -“

guy going on and on about being shadow banned on BeReal

therapist: so basically what you’re saying is that you’re like a bird and that you’ll only fly away patient: i don’t know where my soul is therapist: you don’t know where your home is

i’m exploring the idea of becoming a different kind of guy…. inventing a kind of guy no one has ever heard of before. more to come

One week from today… Garrett & Allison’s Big Night… this time even gayer than usual

TONIGHT! The Best Night of Your Life with @cv_the_computer and @asabrinawu! A comedy show featuring an all-trans/genderqueer line-up, including: @nicocarney_ @waziot @embrace_mess @rachel_kaly @poisonaivy69 @WanjikoIAm 9:30 Doors / 10PM Show Details: bit.ly/3FUPWBR

@emmablujeans a promotion via 2” platform heels

some news: after 3 long years of being 5’8”, working with some of the best height contemporaries i know, i have decided to be 5’9”. excited for where this will take me

i would like to talk to the mta worker who shovels the coal into the fire. where is the mta worker who shovels the coal into the train fire

sometimes your ideas are stupid and sometimes they are not .. and that’s just kinda how it works

he’s a gay man who manages a bomb factory but don’t worry.. he’s wearing a little earring

JUST ANNOUNCED: @cv_the_computer and @asabrinawu present Best Night of Your Life on Thursday, June 2nd! A comedy show featuring an all trans/genderqueer line-up, including: @nicocarney_ @waziot @embrace_mess @rachel_kaly Dee Luu @PileOfTears 🎟: bit.ly/3FUPWBR

my antidepressants have been firing blanks lately