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I called it last year when I said that CJ Stroud would be better than Bryce Young and I was right. In the hours leading up to the #2024NFLDraft, I’m calling it again: Jayden Daniels will be a better pro player than Caleb Williams.

Cracker Barrel syrup on a Waffle House waffle is the tippy top of culinary experiences

BBWAA writers need to do the right thing next year and vote Billy Wagner in to the Hall of Fame. He deserves it and it’s the right thing to do.

is Georgia Tech back?

Summer sucks. Winter rules. That is all.

“Your grandmother’s boyfriend is a first class ass sniffer and you can tell him I said that” is an all-timer of a movie quote. One of the best ever. Obviously watching Four Christmases for the first time this year!

Go Jackets. Georgia sucks. That is all.

Parenting is never looking at the date when you buy milk because you know it won’t make it anywhere close anyway.

Throw it again @Mets! LFG Braves, got some sweeping to do

Vanilla milkshakes are better than chocolate. I said what I said.

Bryce Young is going to be a good NFL QB, but I think whoever takes CJ Stroud is going to be the happiest team looking back at the #2023NFLDraft

@JohnAshbrook Who even is this guy?

Instead of showing Masters golf, ESPN is selling yard gnomes. “The Worldwide Leader in Sports.”

Eating dinner by myself and the guy at the table next to me is presenting a dissertation on music festivals to his date. We’re talking playing videos from the shows and everything. She’s being polite but she DOES NOT care.

49ers equipment manager is about to go in at QB

TO HELL WITH GEORGIA!

Sitting at Avalon waiting for Mandy to come out and a man drove by with his windows down. As he drove his vehicle, he was aggressively shaking maracas along to the music he was blasting. Filled me with Christmas spirit.

Digital learning days are from the devil

All blankets should be square. There’s no need to figure out which one is the long side to cover up properly. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Stetson Bennett prefers Huddle House #THWg

Kirby orders his steaks well done. Dogs suck. Go Jackets.