Sam Hass

I've said it time and time again. If you recline your seat on the plane, you should be thrown out of the plane. If you don't recline your seat on the plane, you should be thrown out of the plane. Yeah, it's me, the guy who thinks everyone should be thrown out of the plane. Hello.

ahhahahhaha cinedigm really IS a new paradigm in cinema

I am having difficulty remembering how dog with a blog ends. In other news, we need to bring back dog with a blog

Still doesn’t know what to do for havdallah *distressed murmuring*

Night 7 got me in my feels 🙏🙏

Finally someone gets it

Goyim eating Chinese food on Christmas is cultural appropriation

Sam is my name, lighting the candles is my game

Bottom of friend’s shoes look like jewish stars yaw yeet #HashemIsEverywhere

Shabbos dinner = dumb lit as flip #shlichimwins

I won Fabiana the Flamingo at my chapter’s Global Shabbat. I will be documenting her journey #staytuned

Words that rhyme with Jewish: 1. Blueish 2. Bluish 3. Cuish 4. Gluish 5. Hewish 6. Huish 7. Newish 8. Shrewish 9. Stewish 10. Vaguish #ThankYouRhymeZoneDotCom

Set my alarm for 6:13 this morning✡️

shabbat shalom lol youtube.com/watch?v=aii3fD…

@cvrshlicha @ntosganim74 @samschulman81 @NCCSgan @jaketapper @BenSPLATT @CampRamahCA @RamahPoconos @AZAMoreh Ramah carries the order

@SJRShlichim @ntosganim74 @samschulman81 @NCCSgan @jaketapper @BenSPLATT @CampRamahCA @RamahPoconos @AZAMoreh this is pure money moves

@ntosganim74 @samschulman81 @NCCSgan @jaketapper @BenSPLATT @CampRamahCA @RamahPoconos @AZAMoreh @cvrshlicha you got something to say

Camp Ramah represent! ⁦@BenSPLATT⁩ @CampRamahCA⁩ ⁦@RamahPoconos⁩

MY COUNTERPARTS ARE SO COOL! Becky from NoPo ran a Rosh Hashanah bake-off and donated all of the things they made and Liv from Adirah had a recycled fashion show relay race #shlichimwins

HEADing into the new year these past two days has been has so exciting! can’t wait to repent in a few. שנה טובה🍎🍏

cvr flex💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

@SJRShlichim wow havdallah pool party so cool!!!

Shoutout to Chapel for an amazing Havdalah at their pool party! #ShlichimWins