Christopher

@peacock can we get some coverage of the men’s marathon trial as well? Sheesh

Maddie won’t let me get a nacho cheese dispenser for our kitchen, I may have to put my foot down and veto her

22 years ago today, Creed gave us a generational halftime show

What kind of senior citizen ass person actually enjoys malts

Had three popsicles for lunch because Maddie accidentally took my wallet with her to work

Today is the day!

If you listen to one playlist this summer, let this be it: BBQ 2023: Summer Party Classics open.spotify.com/playlist/098hV…

"If it is not right, do not do it. If it is not true, do not say it." - Marcus Aurelius

The weekend has come

I am the Rock Paper Scissors champion

😌 anotha one

You mean to tell me this whole time I’ve been calling it ‘baby linguini’ when it’s really called ‘baby led weaning’?! Why did no one correct me 😐

Never forget the sauce

Baby gorilla trying to beat its chest

Down bad in the chic-fil-a drive thru right now 😔

I think Maddie really just started an argument with me so she can go lay in bed and play Sims