theo james.

ミ★ theo james jeon. model reject, professional hacker, artist. ♡︎ l o v e r / l o s e r ♡︎ r 🤍 — ↻ + ♥︎

@rendeblues THATS MY QUESTION TOO

wait why is the glock here real and not a water gun 🔫 holy shit

@rendeblues no 🔫

i hold his purse i open his doors i put his seatbelt on i kiss his forehead i get him flowers i buy him lingerie i make him squirt i write poetry about him i make him playlist i cook him food i eat his pussy i tuck him in i give him cuddles i bruise his cervix i love him uncondi-

eating pussy has to be the best thing to do in life. like ever. it’s so peak. i’m drooling

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ SOLACE. THE CERBERUS ⠀ ⠀

@eternalieu IDC IDC. MINE.

@cyberd0g we get it, honey /t

@cyberd0g ok, mr. theo james. all yours . just yours < 3 right where he’s meant to be

MINE.

@_seokmeup bro teach me your ways

@eternalieu i’m the one exposing myself here babycakes <3

@cyberd0g ??????!??.?.?.?.?.?.? i am also indirectly involved in this screenshot, i am reporting u /lhj

chat i’m in love. is it gay to be in love with your boyfriend?

when i put my dick in a bag of doritos and he sucks the dust off the tip.

call that pussy bruv the way im innit

@incisoure thanks, i’m very proud of this one<3

@cyberd0g poetic!

if you catch me in a corner being yelled at by a short blonde twink with freckles and he slaps me and calls me stupid, DON’T SAVE ME!!! i’m exactly where i wanna be and im probably bricked up, too.

sorry we’re late my bf and I couldn’t stop kissing

@eternalieu BARK BADK BARK AWOOOO WOOF WOOF ARRRGHHH

@cyberd0g chat, he’s actually cute for once . i love u, bark for me rq

russy this russy that, but bottom line is i just love my pretty princess pookie baby cakey biscuit honey pie angel lovey kitty babi. that’s it.