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The Milwaukee Brewers are promoting Andrew Fischer to the Biloxi Shuckers (AA), per @_chaseford.

Our plan for the coming days: We‘ll be staying in Texas for a few more days and return to Houston on the 17th for the Portugal vs Congo match. After that match we‘ll jump straight into the car to start driving towards Oklahoma City for the Ella Langley concert on the 18th.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS, THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS

"Better than Miz!" And then gives up a Homer to fucking Blake Perkins 😭😂

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

Never too late. Spurs in 8.

The 7 hardest recorded G-force impacts in #NASCAR history 1. Jerry Nadeau 2003 (135gs) 2. Kyle Busch 2015 (90gs) 3. Elliott Sadler 2010 (86gs) 4. Ryan Blaney 2023 (70gs) 5. Christopher Bell 2026 (63gs) 6. Ryan Blaney 2024 (55gs) 7. Erik Jones 2024 (55gs)

WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨 Jacob Misiorowski just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history: 9.0 IP | 1 H | 0 ER | 0 BB | 15 K PHI @ MIL That's the 180th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,405+ unique lines on record.

@PopBase RAHHHHHHH

WE ARE ALL WITNESSES @jmisiorowski9

Wake up babe, it’s Miz start day

BREAKING: Pierre Gasly has been reinstated into P3 for the Monaco Grand Prix The Stewards have rescinded the two five-second penalties imposed on Pierre Gasly during the race for speeding in the pit lane #F1

NEWS: @joshberry announces he will not return to @woodbrothers21 in 2027.

Happy 20th anniversary to the greatest pit stop of all time

🚨🚨 Former Denver Broncos first-round pick QB Paxton Lynch is the first and only quarterback ever to be benched in the NFL, CFL, XFL, and UFL. Via NBC Sports. #NFL #Broncos

Introducing Artemis III. Four astronauts. Three launches. Two dockings. One splashdown. In 2027, the Artemis III mission will practice docking the Orion spacecraft with two lunar landers in low Earth orbit — the capability we need to return humanity to the Moon’s surface.

NEWS 🚨 @CBellRacing suffered a fractured left wrist after an accident on lap 148 of Sunday's NASCAR Cup Series race at Michigan International Speedway. After being evaluated and released from the infield care center, Bell returned home to North Carolina where X-rays confirmed the fracture.  Bell has been cleared and will be behind the wheel of the No. 20 Toyota Camry XSE this weekend at Pocono Raceway.

running to twitter checking if discord is down or my internet is shit