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@wolfiecomedy @chrispontius He was intense. REALLY intense. Well, not really intense. But pretty intense

for me, it’s @chrispontius

SNL skit idea for Will Ferrell day: Do a Bill Brasky sketch, bring in John Goodman, have him recall the time Brasky locked him in an empty wine cellar in late 1998 and just let him out yesterday

@AewDefender Shoot laughed out loud at Dickmas

@cycloneranger8 That kind of speaks to my point though. If there was a Dickmas that would have been the perfect time for a dick joke feud. A Gingerbread Man story in May is just off lol.

It's May by the way. Almost the opposite of Christmas. Around Christmas time I wouldn't think twice about this. You're supposed to do a little dumb stuff for Christmas, but again, it's May.

@Fightful Well sure they don't make sense for 22 year veteran Drew McIntyre but what about all these guys who film in front of a studio audience for three years and are thrown into big arenas with no reps?

Drew McIntyre explains why house shows never made sense to him profit wise. “These days, I probably wrestle one match every couple of months. They finally eliminated most of the non-televised shows. One, the talent were just getting hurt all the time and going out quicker, and two, from a profit standpoint, it just didn’t make sense. It never made sense to me, profit-wise. So now, the money’s in the TV deals and all the other massive deals that the billion dollar man Nick Khan is constantly making so because I’m wrestling once every two months, every three months, I do feel like I’ve been in a car crash after the matches and I train for each match now, like, I assume a boxer would train for a fight, UFC fighter would train for a fight, I train for each pro wrestling match.” (Bobby Bones Presents: The BobbyCast)

@AEW @theaustingunn @coltengunn @The_Ace_Austin So excited both Gunns and my sweet dance moves made it on TV tonight 👆

"The Gunns ARE BACK!" EXCLUSIVE: After The Gunns’ return on #AEWCollision, cameras catch up with the Bang Bang Gang (@theAustinGunn, @ColtenGunn, @the_Ace_Austin, & Juice Robinson), but Juice seems a bit preoccupied ...

@AewDefender Man, I knew you'd be pumped about this one

Steven Borden!!! Well Son of a Stinger! This is perfect for a life long Sting Fan!

Sat next to the world's only Wheeler Yuta fan & was gifted this bad boy

@JustinWhang New cope unlocked

CO-MER-CIALS! CO-MER-CIALS! CO-MER-CIALS!

Gunns Up

After 4 years of Knoxville in Hollywood, Wild Boyz and Viva La Bam, seeing them all side by side again in the opening credits of Number Two was my Avengers Assemble moment

@VEL0CITYinc Always for SummerSlam? Related, induct Saliva in the fucking WWE HOF

Best PPV theme songs 1.) WM23 Ladies & Gentlemen 2.) NWO ‘03 Bring me to life 3.) ARMAGEDDON The end is here 4.) ECW ONS Bodies 5.) WM X7 My Way 6.) WM X8 tearing away 7.) WM 40 Gasoline 8.) WM 9 WRESTLEMANIA 9.) Royal Rumble ‘02 Cocky 10.) WM 27 Written in the stars

Just remembered the dub giving Baron Corbin a "evil GM" gimmick with 45 minutes of promo time a week while actively employing Bobby Roode, Mox, McIntyre, Undisputed Era, KO, Hero, Joe, Ricochet, & BRYAN DANIELSON. Mad all over again

@DanhausenAD @ShawnMichaels @TripleH @undertaker @AJStylesOrg @JohnCena @steveaustinBSR @Papashango Will regular Mideon suffice or does he have to be naked

Hello @ShawnMichaels @TripleH @undertaker @AJStylesOrg @JohnCena @steveaustinBSR @StardustWWELegend @Kuuuuuuurgan @NakedMideon @PapaShango How does 400 human dollars sound to come out of retirements and team with Danhausen?!

@BackupHangman Crazy how this could've been posted in 2008 and still be relevant

With this new system, this does allow a clearer path for new Indy wrestlers to make it to the WWE main roster in like 1.5-2 years. Underneath the top guys, they want a RAW and SmackDown full of people on rookie deals, so to speak So my advice to Indy talent: -Post them highlight reels -Find a YEET -(Do *whatever* you need to do to) get JACKED -If you’re short, get lifts in your boots -If you’re a woman, dye your hair blonde OR find an extremely distinct look/presentation

@WrestlePurists The Iguanahausen team I predicted two years ago is HAPPENING

Nick Aldis announces that Danhausen has to find a tag partner to face The Miz and Kit Wilson at Backlash #SmackDown

- Steve-O squatting down to eat sashimi out of a dude's ass like it's just another day at the office - "That bit was like a sore dick, you just can't beat it" - Dunn thinks he gave birth - Bam almost missing Wee Man get hit with the glove cuz he was laughing too hard - Bursitis

- Knoxville recovering his blow up dolls from the rental car - "he didn't even make it to Germany" - The ram jam - "Go drink that blood or some shit" - Breaking Lance - "you better shit piss, asswipe" - Juicy J - Party Boy doing the Warner Bros frog dance with the cop's hat

since I'm starting to notice more jackass posts in my feed, here are my favorite moments from the films: - grumpy Ryan in BMX tug of war - "that's semen alright" - the look on Jeff's face when Weeman asks about the card machine - "did it go *poof*?"

If I hadn't watched it as it happened, if you told me PAC the Bastard, whose eyes shine with the malice of a goblin demon from the depths of hell, was once a plucky babyface, I'd never believe you

@PrinnyWesker @WrestlePurists It can really only go two ways, much like in comics or movies or anything else: either the character can't ever be defeated, or it needs to have a perceivable weakness

@cycloneranger8 @WrestlePurists The 'magical boogeyman' character can work just not in modern WWE. It requires long term planning and a level of restraint that they really just aren't capable of

A story is said to have gone around that someone in TKO isn’t a fan of darker characters in WWE: “I don't know if there's a pattern but I can tell you there's been a story bouncing around among talents that someone in the TKO realm isn't a fan of the darker characters and that's been the blame placed on why The Wyatts, Aleister Black, Zelina, etc. were all cut. One person even suggested to me that Undertaker being The American Badass and not The Deadman in appearances is proof of that outlook.  I have no way to prove that is correct, but the story has made the rounds this past week among numerous people we've spoken with. Whether there is something to it, or just assumptions, I can't verify at this juncture. I guess we will see if and when WWE leans back into supernatural and dark characters again.” - Mike Johnson (PWInsider Q&A)

@FirstNameJ0hn No way, Syxx Pac rules And Scotty still turns in 98. But that's it

Paul Wight (The Giant/Big Show) agrees that the original 5 members of the nWo would have been just fine as is.