Winter Sucks

The down side to the Iowa win is that now the two most insufferable fan bases play each other to be even more insufferable about beating the other one. Go #Cyclones.

Warms a #Cyclone heart that Freddy was the one to get the schmucks a tourney win. The #Huskers can still lick my balls.

@DonnySchatz had that damned thing whistling Dixie at @tstdirt tonight boys.

@DMRegister Blow it out your candy ass ya fuckin babies

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I could whistle up some friends with their phones and cobble together a better fucking coverage and replay of the #Cyclones than @ESPNU The announcers can’t be watching the same game.

@sprintRN I woulda sent Kirk and Mary a Christmas ham if they’d have scored on a trick play at the end. Absolutely zero issues running up the score on those bags of shit. And, I hope the home locker room flooded while they were getting their shit kicked in.

Hey #Huskers you just got your ass dragged inside your own stadium. Y’all got clowned by Gpa Kirk and the Iowa Hawkeyes. Fucking thumped. PS - The Cyclones beat Iowa this year.

@JetcoJW @maytag15 You’re good. Can’t discriminate against the elderly.

@maytag15 Is there a maximum age restriction for the crew members?

@mwmarchant @KnoxvilleMoths @JetcoJW

@KnoxvilleMoths That would be a fun fall road trip for sure @cycolts @JetcoJW

Sprint cars on the dirt at Hawkeye Downs!!!

@mwmarchant What time you want me there and do I get to pick the tat?

Time to wean,weigh,tattoo,and DNA Saturday fall is officially here

Holy shit A-ARon had that 87 ripping the lip at @TheBurgSpeedway #badass

Walking out of a stadium where your son’s team blew out your former employer (that paid you $13m to go away) is the ultimate dad flex 💪

Well done in Ames today. #Cyclones

From the archives, a great Cyclone sent this to me from 1981 on the lawn of Iowa State’s President. Iowa State won 23-12 that day.

@stoolpresidente Good

Guess I’m taking the Hawkeyes with this disrespect

@Kenny_Wallace @NASCAR Translation = NASCAR pays me, DIRT costs me. 😂😂😂

“Coffee with Kenny” DIRT Racing will NEVER be as good as @NASCAR and here is WHY ?

@JetcoJW Imagine the signs at those other educational facilities.

D was the correct answer!

@Kenny_Wallace Ran my own business for 23 years. Did it flying commercial, and my “season” was a whole year.

It pains me to see how dumb some of you are. You’ve never run a business. You’ve always worked for people, but you know everything.

That badass raced the Knoxville Nationals a couple weeks later with his hands taped to the steering wheel.