deer diary 🐴

When everyone narrows down the fart to you and you finally confess

wanna get a thread going of animated/game characters who just *look* like they smell really unpleasant, like they definitely haven't showered in double digit days, mostly just for my own amusement but also to pull from when I wanna draw a certified stank ass.

@BadgerMa5ter @SwiftsweetDA 😳😳

@SwiftsweetDA @d0eF4rt I feel this is a canon bi-weekly event for you

Based on a true event

@DanteTheRacc Dante you have to make #DanteDay where we all try to be a little more Dante and make the world a better place 🥹🥹🥹

@d0eF4rt QUEEN SHIT

People are learning I am the one who made #pawday in 2008, if theres one thing I have learned about making a holiday its that you better have a good explanation for why you chose the day you did because about 3000 people have asked why it's may 20th and I have no reason LOL

@gassipons People have come up with better theories than I ever could have, the prevailing one is that may is the fifth month, because there are five digits on every paw, and 4 paws on every furry.. 20 DIGITS... thus 5-20 LOL

@d0eF4rt Or you just be super mean and cryptic and tell everyone if they dont get it they must be fake paw enjoyers

@DrakeNovaWing It did work after all ☝️

@d0eF4rt Erm because you wanted to corrupt young minds into sniffing your paws for a lifetime? 🙄

@AlexaAlisonUwUz ❤️

@d0eF4rt Ouugghh ya been a fan of ya for a long time and i respect you so much madameee :3

@AlexaAlisonUwUz Im gracious and happy that people still let me take part in the furry fandom even though im old AF 😭😭😭😭

@d0eF4rt Looking at the year makes me feel old... Oh... I think i should say so young like your dedication to the fandom is just so unbelievable for all the years lolol

Late paw day piece Art by furaffinity.net/user/iceblizza… ———— A bunch of popufurs invited me to a party only to lock me up and bully with their smelly feet. “You thought we invited you as equal to us? Nah, you only here to serve as a party’s loser”

@IncognitoTiny If you mean Herro then yes

@d0eF4rt Wait you're that account too???

@JMichayah 🫵 youre the legend here tbh

@d0eF4rt I cant believe im talking to a legend

@SanduFabur It gets even worse because the whole fursuit thing is a cover for an even more popular account, im like 3x undercover at this point trying to seek a normal experience 😭

@d0eF4rt this would be the pERFECT time to break out the mister krabs worlds smallest violin gif

Contemplating the insane idea starting to post on my "main" account (lafawn) here on twitter again🐴 People still send me messages often like "are you ever going to come back :(" and honestly I didn't realize how many people would miss that account when I stopped using it😭

@MiloWasFarting @BadgerMa5ter I LOVE THE GOONERS BUT ITS ALL BOTS 😭😭😭 LIKE I wish it was gooners at this point

@d0eF4rt @BadgerMa5ter That really is awful~ I’m sorry that so many bots and gooners are clogging your dms @w@

@BadgerMa5ter My dms are ao awful!!!! I get like 50-100 spam dms PER day on here they lost control 😭😭 it wont even let me scroll down to the ones I want anymore

@d0eF4rt I just wanted to comm you and think I've gotten buried by spam :/

@DrilldaddyBorr I dont advertise it at all!! Which is why its so nice here LOL everyone who is here basically found it on their own through curiosity

@d0eF4rt People love the deer. A lot may not even realize you had this secondary account since you don't really advertise it much. I think I only found this account because you were larping with yourself one day and I saw the reply. So much deer butt here I had to stay.

@Bolt173AD Its true!! I really prefer this account because I think its more fun to get to be so open about what I enjoy, but also I didnt mean to make people sad that I stopped using my other one 😭

@d0eF4rt I think a lot don’t realize this acc even exists 😭 (they’re missing out 🧡)

@JMichayah They fucked something up trying out their new "unpaid accounts can only look at and post so many posts" genius idea, its getting a bunch of people regardless of if theyre premium accounts or not. Its all screwed up fr. Its like a big majority of people being effected

Twitter wont let me make post on my SFW account

@XaviourStink Hope youre okay omfg 😭

we love idiots who cant drive that cause accidentssss sore wolf, just got out from getting x-rays and medical checkups after some fucking idiot who couldnt drive