Doug Hagewood

Women: I'm a strong, composed, rational boss babe Also women:

You can still be patriotic and not agree with your government.

I never want to hear Americans say they can out drink us ever again

@JulsVal171323 🐐

La gente que piensa que hay buena sociedades en medio campo en algunos equipos nunca vio a esta mujer dominar ella sola el medio campo entero de una selección que ganó back to back copas del mundo.

@dammiedammie35 Dang you got a midget in your friend group! I'm so jealous

Moment USA scored their first goal yesterday and their fans lost it 😂✨🇺🇸

@Rothmus love it

Who tf are you?

@LMozisek I dont mind a slight spin on it if its good. Test it out in a minor game/event somewhere first , if its received well then bring it to the big game

As someone who’s been singing the National Anthem at rodeo events for over 20 years, I’ll just say…. There’s a way it was intended to be sung, without your own spin. This was 💯the way! Bravo!

@MoMohler Its hard to follow the puck in hockey at least for me, do love the fighting tho

Soccer is like hockey except it’s much slower and boring and the players are softer and they cry a lot and it’s not fun to watch.

Having to remind myself that the USMNT is not the government and it’s okay to root for them. I just wish they weren’t the NY Jets or Pittsburgh Pirates of international soccer 😭

Dear Europeans (especially Brits) WE support the USMNT because we support our country. WE do NOT support the USMNT because we love Trump. We hate him as much as you do, if not more. WE do NOT support the USMNT for political reason. It’s soccer! Sincerely, a #USMNT fan.

6pm PST: So how do I root for this team without looking too patriotic, if you get what I’m saying.

@hanusmonster @traaang

@traaang I kinda just want them to lose all 3 games. I dont want joy to be confused for blind nationalism. Afterwards, hopefully some of the players make thoughtful progressive comments. Wont be Pulisic, he’s a lost cause and maga rat.

wait omg the men have a US national team too?? that’s so cute… when did that start? it must’ve been recent huh… that’s why they have no stars on their crest? that’s the reason right? was that one of those title ix things where they had to add a men’s version to be “equitable”?

@AS_Monaco_EN @balogun @USMNT

He is him 👑🇺🇸 Balogun 🔥

@USMNT @MichelobULTRA crowd sounds electric

Taking in the World's biggest tournament on home soil. That's a @MichelobUltra Moment 🍻

If any Americans are confused about whether it’s called soccer or football and don’t accept that the country that invented it calls it football - ask them what the Fs in FIFA stand for ⚽️

@mozkid8 Thanks for spreading the WC cheer

World Cup Visitor in Mexico: Look at these amazing delicious birria tacos that are marinated in consome with a splash of lime and chile World Cup Visitor in US: Look at this microwaved burger I got from Buc-ee's One is not like the other...

@dprbecky @InspiredByJM

@InspiredByJM hate list? babe we didn’t even knew your name kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Trinity Rodman laughing at the Brazilian players being mad lmfao the fans about to put her on their hate list with Lindsey 😂😂

esse complexo de superioridade da uswnt me enoja demais e pior ainda é a imprensa estadunidense colocando essa seleção de merda num pedestal e como coitadinhas quando perdem por isso que elas tem que se fuder mesmo serem eliminadas de todas as competições foda se escória do mundo